April Fools Day

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by curiousbrain, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

    I know it's April Fools, but I just want to point out that I recently got promoted. I'm a fulltime manager now, and as the man said in Top Gun: I want some butts!

    I figured I'd fire this guy whose been dogging me - he keeps writing Mae West on all the parcels. Furthermore, he is stealing condoms from Planned Parenthood.
  2. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

    I'm telling you, I really did just get the bump.

    If I wanted to make a joke, I'd say "A man walks into a bar and says 'Ow'" ...
  3. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    In that case....congrats!!! And document, document, document !!!
  4. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis