Back to the UPS underwears.
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EAM_Master
Part-Time'er for Life!
If you do create your own brown undies while on a route, you might think about changing careers.
If you do create your own brown undies while on a route, you might think about changing careers.
Either that, or it just meant you strained to much to pick up that heavy package.. lol
trickpony1
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I can't believe that someone would be that "eaten up" with it that they would even worry about company approved underwear.
But then this same person probably sits outside the fence on the weekends hoping to catch a glimpse of their package car.
But then this same person probably sits outside the fence on the weekends hoping to catch a glimpse of their package car.
Harry Manback
Robot Extraordinaire
Gotta lift with your power zone, establish firm footing, tilt the pkg towards you to test the weight, bend at the knees, zzzzzzzzz
So are the pants.
Oh Man...Now that is funny I dont care who you are,.............................................. is it true?
satellitedriver
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Are we required to wear underwear?
dave_socal
PACKAGE/FEEDER
Yes there are brown under wear. If you mean T-shirts, as for briefs or boxers I have never seen any UPS approved fruit of the loom bloomers. I suspect if there where any UPS butt-huggers they would have to be reinforced in the package area. Any driver going commando with shorts on risks breakin a MAN LAW(right diadlover) and no one wants to see that except fans of JACKASS movies.
P.S.(except of course female drivers)
P.S.(except of course female drivers)
This is a little off topic, but these threads often go that way. About fifteen years ago, I wore some silk boxers to work one day. I was turning my P500 around in a cul-de-sac, and I slid out of my seat, even though my seatbelt was on. My right foot got jammed up where the gas pedal is, and the engine was stuck wide open. Luckily, I thought to turn the key off to kill the motor, and I managed to stop and not hit anything. That would have been one of those embarrassing phone calls I would have had to make back to the Center! Its been cotton ever since........
Ha More!, That gave me a mental picture of someone jumping into bed too fast and sliding off the other side!
wily_old_vet
Well-Known Member
This is a little off topic, but these threads often go that way. About fifteen years ago, I wore some silk boxers to work one day. I was turning my P500 around in a cul-de-sac, and I slid out of my seat, even though my seatbelt was on. My right foot got jammed up where the gas pedal is, and the engine was stuck wide open. Luckily, I thought to turn the key off to kill the motor, and I managed to stop and not hit anything. That would have been one of those embarrassing phone calls I would have had to make back to the Center! Its been cotton ever since........
Uh Scratch, you're supposed to wear the undies underneath your browns
Uh Scratch, you're supposed to wear the undies underneath your browns
I was wondering why I was getting those strange looks all day!
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