Bumper Sticker Ideas to do with UPS

[rocket man]

WHERE should i park?

 

[over9five]

"If driver is naked, please offer a ride home"

 

[BrownArmy]

no i cant take a fedx box.

That's funny, someone left a USPS return box on the floor of my cab when I was inside delivering to a business.

I guess they think we're all the same.

I found a post-man in the neighborhood I was delivering to and he took it with a laugh...

 

[over9five]

That's funny, someone left a USPS return box on the floor of my cab when I was inside delivering to a business.

I would have put it in the nearest trash receptacle....

 

[Big Babooba]

Unlimited Parking Spaces

 

[klein]

Do not hit me, I'm always at fault !

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Yes I Can Park Wherever The Hell I Want

 

[scratch]

"Yes, I do own the road", and "At least we are better than Fedex Ground"

 

[BrownArmy]

I would have put it in the nearest trash receptacle....

Thought about that, but it turns out the sender lives at an address that I deliver to quite often...

What can Brown do for you? Take care of your absent-minded foolishness!

 

[Ms.PacMan]

My other car is a P1000.

 

[Mike23]

Ok, after some touch ups, these are the best I'm going with so far. Any more suggestions feel free to keep them coming

My other car is a P1000
At least we are better than Fedex Ground - NONfedex Ground Courier Driver behind the wheel
Yes I Can Park Wherever The Hell I Want - Courier Driver behind the wheel
Do not hit me, I'm always at fault and big bad brown will know! - Courier Driver behind the wheel
Does it make you feel awkward knowing I handle your package all day? - Courier Driver behind the wheel
My uniform's brown but at least my nose isn't - Courier Driver behind the wheel

Heh, the customer also said he would change the U to a V but I think that'd still get me at least suspended even if I did win the grievance.

 

[longlunchguy]

U Park Stupid

 

[NHDRVR]

Under
Paid
Slaves

 

[BLACKBOX]

If you can read this, this package car is upside down.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

˙uʍop ǝpısdn sı ɹɐɔ ǝƃɐʞɔɐd sıɥʇ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

 

[BLACKBOX]

How did you do that?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I stood on my head while typing--try it.







I googled "inversion text".

 

[jcramoslove]

do you know where you pkg is? cape coral

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