I was delivering on a military base last year and had an emergency. I couldn't even trust a fart so I had to go asap. My next stop was a huge office type building so when I walked in I picked the closest bathroom which was one of the nicest bathrooms I've ever been in. It was private, marble counter top, and looked like it had never been used before, it was spotless. After I handled my business I was walking around to find the room to deliver to and noticed TONS of other normal looking bathrooms. Then I realized I used someones private bathroom, most likely a colonel or someone with a high rank. Oops