Business Getting Mad

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by AlliSeeisBrown, Oct 11, 2017.

  1. AlliSeeisBrown

    AlliSeeisBrown Active Member

    There’s a business on route where the employees are getting mad at me. Everyday at pickup I use their bathroom to take my daily dump. Apparently every now and then was alright, but apparently I overstayed my welcome by doing this everyday. I always use their freshener when I’m done so idk why they’re mad. I thought about taking care of business in a DR Bag and leaving it in their trash can in the office area everyday from now on.
     
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  2. KOG72

    KOG72 Well-Known Member

    Don’t flush next time
     
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  3. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Your last sentence makes me think they made the right choice in banning you.
     
  4. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    just leave it on the shelf for your preloader.
     
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  5. dookie stain

    dookie stain Cornfed whiteboy

    Sounds like a good time for an upper decker...
     
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  6. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Is it a public restroom? If not find somewhere else to go.
     
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  7. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

  8. AlliSeeisBrown

    AlliSeeisBrown Active Member

    Maybe I should find somewhere else to go deliver their packages.
     
  9. Box Ox

    Box Ox Heckin' Fancy Doggo

    Am I the only one on here that doesn’t have to spontaneously :censored2: in the middle of my day unless I’ve been food poisoned? Just drop one in the morning and I’m good till I’m off.
     
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  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Good luck with that. Just invite me to the panel hearing please
     
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  11. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    i always tried to avoid bathrooms where there was a decent amount of traffic. I picked places where I was one of the few people to use. Multiple reasons but the biggest being cleanliness and the other being it's proximity to people in the office so they didn't have to smell my stench after I evacuated.
     
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  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Put a scented cone up inside you an hour before.
     
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  13. burrheadd

    burrheadd Be The Ball

    What’s your favorite “scent”
     
  14. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    gerbil?
     
  15. AlliSeeisBrown

    AlliSeeisBrown Active Member

    They dont allow us enough AM time to take care of business. Also it happens at the same time everyday.
     
  16. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Director of Shenanigans

    Could you go before you drive in? Maybe eat some salads or something with some fiber, add a coffee, and Presto! Morning dump.
     
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  17. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    When you become an adult, you'll realize that UPS business deliveries are not public restrooms.

    3 choices

    A) Change your routine
    B) Change your route
    C) Change your job
     
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  18. This guy shows the downside of hiring through seniority.....
     
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  19. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Wear a diaper??
     
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  20. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    Even a bear :censored2:s behind a different oak tree every day.
     
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