ColoGuard - SNL Sketch.

[JL 0513]

This rings true. I'm getting like 20 of these boxes a day now. Someone at SNL seems aware how widespread these things are now.

 

[pkgdriver]

 

[pkgdriver]

 

[21Savage]

I hate when I get an on call pickup for them

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I hate when I get an on call pickup for them

5s even funnier when they get it back the next day because they forgot to pull the top label off.

 

[21Savage]

5s even funnier when they get it back the next day because they forgot to pull the top label off.

 

[GenericUsername]

I swear I picked one up today that was as heavy as a toddler.

 

[542thruNthru]

This rings true. I'm getting like 20 of these boxes a day now. Someone at SNL seems aware how widespread these things are now.

I have still only ever picked up one of these things. You guys must deliver to a lot of @old people Neighborhoods!

 

[542thruNthru]

I swear I picked one up today that was as heavy as a toddler.

@silverbullet2893 ?

 

[JL 0513]

I have still only ever picked up one of these things. You guys must deliver to a lot of @old people Neighborhoods!

I run like 25 different routes, on every one I see a good dozen a day between delivery and pickups. ODPU's at people's houses on these is becoming common.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Sadly I am considered high risk and these things are off the table

 

[TSB]

The key is hoping they carefully read the re-sealing instructions and followed them.

 

[Fido]

Saw an ad on tv for them
Prepare boys. More are comin

 

[DriverNerd]

I don't see the issue with them. I've never seen one leak. Easy pickup.

Now deliveries, that's another matter. Half the time people don't know they're coming. And if they meet at the door the old lady always asks, "what's that?". I just play dumb and say I don't know.

 

[JL 0513]

I don't see the issue with them. I've never seen one leak. Easy pickup.

Now deliveries, that's another matter. Half the time people don't know they're coming. And if they meet at the door the old lady always asks, "what's that?". I just play dumb and say I don't know.

It's interesting the name "ColoGuard" isn't printed anywhere on box, just the CG logo. Unless you know, people have no idea.

 

[JL 0513]

Imagine if one of these ever have an overweight package come crashing down on it and it explodes!

 

[GenericUsername]

Imagine if one of these ever have an overweight package come crashing down on it and it explodes!

This is why they go on the top shelf if you ever pick one up.

 

[KearsargeCoop]

I run like 25 different routes, on every one I see a good dozen a day between delivery and pickups. ODPU's at people's houses on these is becoming common.

Had an OD rezy pop into my board today and KNEW it was going to be a poop box...but alas it was just a NDA envelope, mortgage CO or something. I was not disappointed.

 

[UnionStrong]

It's interesting the name "ColoGuard" isn't printed anywhere on box, just the CG logo. Unless you know, people have no idea.

It should be called “sheet box”

 

[PASinterference]

I don't see the issue with them. I've never seen one leak. Easy pickup.

Now deliveries, that's another matter. Half the time people don't know they're coming. And if they meet at the door the old lady always asks, "what's that?". I just play dumb and say I don't know.

Can you wait 5 minutes? I'll give it right back to you. Hell to the no.