Too bad you hate college. I would suggest going to graduate school, obtain a Master’s and get into pharmaceutical sales. You could make $80-120k breaking your back (as RPCD) or $150-500k convincing physicians to write certain prescriptions.
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I was a high school teacher before coming to UPS. I understand college is not for everyone. I was always upfront about it with my students, if they weren’t interested I wouldn’t push them. Since you already have (or you’re getting) a degree I highly recommend continuing it. Go to friend’ing grad school! There is a reason the majority here are suggesting you use your education, if you go to work for UPS you’ll find out why.