COPS PULL OVER PIT-BULL FOR SPEEDING!

[Wally]

Will the Judge put the dog on a short leash?

 

[johnnyunion]

Will the Judge put the dog on a short leash?

Or give him just a slap on the paw?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Actual video of the pull over on Live P.D

 

[Wally]

The evidence in this case went to the "Lab"?

 

[johnnyunion]

Dog called one his friends who happens to be a knighted barrister in Denmark who agreed to represent him.

Now he has a Great Dane on his side.

 

[Wally]

Was the driving instructor "barking " orders?

 

[johnnyunion]

Turns out they had to call in the K-9 unit to effectuate the arrest but when they did, the arresting officer ended up sniffing the alleged offender’s butt.

 

[vantexan]

Actual video of the pull over on Live P.D

I swear that looks just like a Mexican cartel member.

 

[detmaintainer]

When the dog asked the Cop to give him a break.
The Cop said " No can do. It's a dog eat dog world and I'm hungry. " "RUFFFF!"

 

[johnnyunion]

The dog that was driving was a Dalmatian. That’s why it was spotted and caught. Rumors abound that 100 other Dalmatians got away.

 

[brownmonster]

Pulled over the rapper?

 

[Wally]

Breaking News.

Apparently, these two were slobs as well. There was talk of "litter" in the back seat!

 

[johnnyunion]

Well in fairness to the human who let the dog drive , he did want to walk but his “dogs” were barking.

 

[johnnyunion]

The human who was charged said he was under the influence of dogs .

 

[burrheadd]

I’d have that Keisha barking like a dog

 

[Indecisi0n]

Cop has no case, he's just running around chasing his own tail.

 

[johnnyunion]

Cop has no case, he's just running around chasing his own tail.

I had that Pun in reserve. Damn it. Oh well. You’re forcing my next post early.

 

[johnnyunion]

Turns out the D.A. will prosecute the case because every dog has his day... in court.

 

[brownmonster]

The cop went home and watched Dog Day Afternoon.

 

[johnnyunion]

The human really screwed the pooch on this one . Now he is in the proverbial dog house.