Dad Jokes

[Old Man Jingles]

Look at that S-car go!

 

[MyTripisCut]

Look at that S-car go!

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[KOG72]

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Lol

 

[Chaos]

So this old guy is walking in the woods at night with a little girl in hand.

Little girl looks up at him and says “mister I’m really scared”

Guy replies “You’re scared? I gotta walk out of here alone tonight!

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Where is Froggy when you need him ... and his jokes.

 

[sailfish]

Look at that S-car go!

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Mmmm. 328i.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Mmmm. 328i.

IDK ... just a car.

 

[Chaos]

Previous to X I owned taverns. I’ve heard all manners of terrible jokes. Funny, but terrible, like this one.

Guy goes to the doctors office with terrible stomach pain.

Doctor says I can fix you right up, but it’s a suppository treatment, just drop your trousers bend over and I’ll take care of you.

Later in the evening this guy is trying desperately to gather the nerve to shove this horse pill up his rectum when his wife walks in.

Horrified but amused she asks if he needs help?

The husband says yes. Thank you.

Whilst he is bent over and she shoves this pill up his butt he yells out Dammit! The wife jumps back “did I hurt you”?

NO!

I just realized the doc had both hands on my shoulders earlier.

 

[upschuck]

Where is Froggy when you need him ... and his jokes.

My jokes are above the intellect of most people here with the nuances that they encompass.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Dad bod

 

[moreluck]

Dad bod

 

[Indecisi0n]

Pretty much.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

My jokes are above the intellect of most people here with the nuances that they encompass.

Above TurdButt's intellect anyway but he does have an extensive vocabulary.

 

[Turdferguson]

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Ok @BakerMayfield2018

 

[Turdferguson]

Above TurdButt's intellect anyway but he does have an extensive vocabulary.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Above TurdButt's intellect anyway but he does have an extensive vocabulary.

That's no way to start the day!
That's a slam of last resort!

 

[Turdferguson]

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "I'll man the gun you steer "

 

[Turdferguson]

A fish and a soldier are in a tank. The fish asks the soldier "How do you steer this thing?"
Soldier says "Blub, Blub ,Blub"

 

[Turdferguson]

What do you call a camel with no hump???

Humphrey.....

 

[Indecisi0n]

What do you call a camel with no hump???

Humphrey.....
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