Dad Jokes

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Old Man Jingles, Jun 14, 2018.

  1. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Look at that S-car go!

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  2. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Wake Up!

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  3. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    Lol
     
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  4. Chaos

    Chaos I Am The Devil

    So this old guy is walking in the woods at night with a little girl in hand.

    Little girl looks up at him and says “mister I’m really scared”

    Guy replies “You’re scared? I gotta walk out of here alone tonight!
     
  5. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Where is Froggy when you need him ... and his jokes.
     
  6. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    Mmmm. 328i.
     
  7. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    IDK ... just a car.
     
  8. Chaos

    Chaos I Am The Devil

    Previous to X I owned taverns. I’ve heard all manners of terrible jokes. Funny, but terrible, like this one.

    Guy goes to the doctors office with terrible stomach pain.

    Doctor says I can fix you right up, but it’s a suppository treatment, just drop your trousers bend over and I’ll take care of you.

    Later in the evening this guy is trying desperately to gather the nerve to shove this horse pill up his rectum when his wife walks in.

    Horrified but amused she asks if he needs help?

    The husband says yes. Thank you.

    Whilst he is bent over and she shoves this pill up his butt he yells out Dammit! The wife jumps back “did I hurt you”?

    NO!

    I just realized the doc had both hands on my shoulders earlier.
     
  9. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    My jokes are above the intellect of most people here with the nuances that they encompass.
     
  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

  11. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

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  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Pretty much.
     
  13. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Above TurdButt's intellect anyway but he does have an extensive vocabulary.
     
  14. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

  15. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

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  16. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    That's no way to start the day!
    That's a slam of last resort!
     
  17. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "I'll man the gun you steer "
     
  18. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    A fish and a soldier are in a tank. The fish asks the soldier "How do you steer this thing?"
    Soldier says "Blub, Blub ,Blub"