MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Hey Fred,
Thanks so much for treating us even worse than ever. Always pushing for more and more, and giving back less, especially now that you have the poor economy to use as an excuse.
Because you're such a great leader, and always have us foremost in your mind,we're going to give right back to you. Non-attempted deliveries, sick calls, reduced effort, and a failure to fulfill the Purple Promise are just the tip of the iceberg.
You're the greatest Fred!
Love,
Your Employees
Thanks so much for treating us even worse than ever. Always pushing for more and more, and giving back less, especially now that you have the poor economy to use as an excuse.
Because you're such a great leader, and always have us foremost in your mind,we're going to give right back to you. Non-attempted deliveries, sick calls, reduced effort, and a failure to fulfill the Purple Promise are just the tip of the iceberg.
You're the greatest Fred!
Love,
Your Employees