DriveInDriveOut
Inordinately Right
I agree.
Anyone but a woman.
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Anyone but a woman.
BrownArmy
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Can’t tell if you’re serious or joking.
Women birth babies, that’s pretty strong.
Evolutionary-wise, men can deal with more intense but shorter periods of pain (think, hurt while fighting or hunting), while women are more suited to lower levels of pain over longer periods of time (think childbirth, dealing with men).
I would have no reservations about voting for a woman for President.
i just barfed in my mouth
DriveInDriveOut
Inordinately Right
Both
BrownArmy
Well-Known Member
you're weak.
newfie
Well-Known Member
absolutely no way
El Correcto
god is dead
When I was younger I ate two bags of sunflower seeds whole, shell and all.
I went along with my day eating lunch, dinner and then the next time I went to use the bathroom I ended up in a pain worse than child labor.
This turd was almost like a foot long and girthy, it probably would of hurt a bit anyways with out it being full of sunflower seed shells poking out of it tearing my ass as I sat there in agony. I was only like 12 or 13. It was the most intense pain I’ve ever been through in my life. I sat there for probably 45 minutes, it was like a gosh darn Saw movie. I even had time to contemplate giving up and begging my parents to take me to the hospital. The damn thing looked like a baby, covered in blood and 8lbs. I didn’t get any pain relief it was a natural birth, I didn’t have anyone in there holding my hand. When I was done, I got up wiped my bloody ass and went back to my life, without being praised for how strong I am. Every
I took for the next couple days was bloody.
El Correcto
god is dead
My butthole hurts just remembering that story.
It will be fine
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When I was younger I ate two bags of sunflower seeds whole, shell and all.
I went along with my day eating lunch, dinner and then the next time I went to use the bathroom I ended up in a pain worse than child labor.
This turd was almost like a foot long and girthy, it probably would of hurt a bit anyways with out it being full of sunflower seed shells poking out of it tearing my ass as I sat there in agony. I was only like 12 or 13. It was the most intense pain I’ve ever been through in my life. I sat there for probably 45 minutes, it was like a gosh darn Saw movie. I even had time to contemplate giving up and begging my parents to take me to the hospital. The damn thing looked like a baby, covered in blood and 8lbs. I didn’t get any pain relief it was a natural birth, I didn’t have anyone in there holding my hand. When I was done, I got up wiped my bloody ass and went back to my life, without being praised for how strong I am. Every
El Correcto
god is dead
If you don’t believe me try it. Go eat three bags of sunflower seeds whole, then have a subway foot long for lunch and dinner. It will be a life altering turd, you will feel like you’ve been gang raped by horses.
El Correcto
god is dead
I probably could of died from the lacerations. I think a lesser man would of.
Glad you’ve got a strong butthole. Happy for you.
BrownArmy
Well-Known Member
When I was younger I ate two bags of sunflower seeds whole, shell and all.
I went along with my day eating lunch, dinner and then the next time I went to use the bathroom I ended up in a pain worse than child labor.
This turd was almost like a foot long and girthy, it probably would of hurt a bit anyways with out it being full of sunflower seed shells poking out of it tearing my ass as I sat there in agony. I was only like 12 or 13. It was the most intense pain I’ve ever been through in my life. I sat there for probably 45 minutes, it was like a gosh darn Saw movie. I even had time to contemplate giving up and begging my parents to take me to the hospital. The damn thing looked like a baby, covered in blood and 8lbs. I didn’t get any pain relief it was a natural birth, I didn’t have anyone in there holding my hand. When I was done, I got up wiped my bloody ass and went back to my life, without being praised for how strong I am. Every
I assume you have a point to that story?
Try passing a cantaloupe out your ass, that’s roughly equivalent to giving birth.
BrownArmy
Well-Known Member
I was 6, watching tv, and my mom caught me with an empty box of prunes.
She asked me if I ate the whole box, I had.
She just said, ‘good luck’.
Nothing to be done about it, enjoy the ride.
DriveInDriveOut
Inordinately Right
Green text this and take it where it belongs.When I was younger I ate two bags of sunflower seeds whole, shell and all.
I went along with my day eating lunch, dinner and then the next time I went to use the bathroom I ended up in a pain worse than child labor.
This turd was almost like a foot long and girthy, it probably would of hurt a bit anyways with out it being full of sunflower seed shells poking out of it tearing my ass as I sat there in agony. I was only like 12 or 13. It was the most intense pain I’ve ever been through in my life. I sat there for probably 45 minutes, it was like a gosh darn Saw movie. I even had time to contemplate giving up and begging my parents to take me to the hospital. The damn thing looked like a baby, covered in blood and 8lbs. I didn’t get any pain relief it was a natural birth, I didn’t have anyone in there holding my hand. When I was done, I got up wiped my bloody ass and went back to my life, without being praised for how strong I am. Every
DriveInDriveOut
Inordinately Right
These weak ass modern women schedule C-sections like birth is a spin class. They drop the baby off at home with their beta male husband, then go through the Starbucks drive thru on their way to yoga.
a coworker / amigo whos cooler than me in many ways told me the other day that im not strong but he thought i was.
i think i understand because my parents arent tough, and im pretty easy going; i dont think i come off as a tough guy even though i look tough. in some ways i am exceptionally tough, but i could pump weights, sign up for self defense, etc.
BrownArmy
Well-Known Member
Yah, they didn’t push out that tiny monster through their Vajay-jay.
Sad.
And weak.
Like donricklesb and #wrong.
Weak.
newfie
Well-Known Member
a well exercised butt hole even
Old Man Jingles
Rat out of a cage
That's disappointing, I was hoping for 100%.