When I was younger I ate two bags of sunflower seeds whole, shell and all.
I went along with my day eating lunch, dinner and then the next time I went to use the bathroom I ended up in a pain worse than child labor.
This turd was almost like a foot long and girthy, it probably would of hurt a bit anyways with out it being full of sunflower seed shells poking out of it tearing my ass as I sat there in agony. I was only like 12 or 13. It was the most intense pain I’ve ever been through in my life. I sat there for probably 45 minutes, it was like a gosh darn Saw movie. I even had time to contemplate giving up and begging my parents to take me to the hospital. The damn thing looked like a baby, covered in blood and 8lbs. I didn’t get any pain relief it was a natural birth, I didn’t have anyone in there holding my hand. When I was done, I got up wiped my bloody ass and went back to my life, without being praised for how strong I am. Every
I took for the next couple days was bloody.