Dickies instead of Twin Hill?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by not in three, Sep 12, 2019.

  1. not in three

    not in three New Member

    Hello to drivers everywhere. I'm an airdriver in a fair-sized building which is hectic as hell in the morning. I'm thinking of coming to work wearing the dark brown Dickies shorts with the cell phone pocket and am wondering how long it would take from anyone to notice. There are multiple reasons why I want to do this, but I'm just curious as to how many of you guys think that this might work. Thoughts?
  2. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Is one of the reasons

    So you’ll look Gangsta
  3. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    It won’t work. But give it a shot and let us know!
  4. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    Why would you spend your money on something that looks like uniform shorts when the company furnishes them for no cost? My cell phone fits fine in my shirt pocket. There is no way I will ever buy any clothes that are dark brown outside of shoes and belts.
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  5. PappyLand

    PappyLand Active Member

    Just order the long shorts via the company order form if you’re embarrassed of the short shorts.
  6. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    No one outside of your immediate supervisor (PT sup?) will give you a second look. Grab your DIAD, find a car and load your air and hit the road.
  7. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    Remember JNCOs !
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  8. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    The problem is the millennial cell phone is the size of a small lap-top, you have to get those selfies just right!
  9. Yeet

    Yeet Inbound, turnaround, go to town

    I only ever order the shorter seamed shorts. Gotta show off them legs. I mean, if we don’t look good doing it then why the hell are we doing it?
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  10. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    How do you have money left over from buying socks. Damn they are expensive
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  11. PappyLand

    PappyLand Active Member

    I can’t wear shorts past the knee cap anymore. They’re just too restricting. My customers love my dong hanging out too. Can’t let them down.
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  12. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    I didn't know they made them that short! Must look like you're wearing brown woman's underwear
  13. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

  14. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    That’s what peak performance looks like.
  15. govols019

    govols019 You smell that?

    Photoshop.....no package car is allowed to be that clean anymore.
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  16. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    Where did you get that photo of me next to my P-500?
  17. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    and they thought the shorts were long back then!
  18. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    The first shorts did have a seven inch inseam. I got mad when they first increased the length so I used to hem them up myself, the ladies do notice showing some leg.

    I just ordered another six-pack of ankle socks, $37.40. Seems like they should throw in free shipping on uniform parts that should have been furnished free in the first place.
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  19. Where'sMyRegularDriver?

    Where'sMyRegularDriver? Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

    The new uniforms are almost here, so if you can wait...[​IMG]
  20. Knothead

    Knothead Yep.

    Man I miss these. Anyone remember the backfire trick? The truck would do it too.
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