Do i REALLY have to shave?

[cosmo1]

​Maybe if UPS gets a CEO that can grow a beard it might change.

​So, you're saying a grown-up?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Whats a professional Goatee??

One that would disqualify you from being on Duck Dynasty.

 

[bluehdmc]

A) Not the CEO of this company and 2) those men earned the right to wear those beards.

How did they "earn the right to wear a beard"?

 

[Nimnim]

How did they "earn the right to wear a beard"?

I think ZZ Top earned that right.

 

[brownmonster]

Yup gotta shave, and yes that was kind of a dumb question. By the way any idiot with an azzclown moustache should be shot. Really moustaches are so dumb looking and so out of style its ridiculous. Its 2013 not 1983 you numbnutts. If guys with moustaches only knew how retarded they look with them they would shave them. Plus they make you look older anyway just in case someone didn't know that.

Cut to the chase. Don't mince words. What are you trying to say?

 

[Anonymous 10]

Yup gotta shave, and yes that was kind of a dumb question. By the way any idiot with an azzclown moustache should be shot. Really moustaches are so dumb looking and so out of style its ridiculous. Its 2013 not 1983 you numbnutts. If guys with moustaches only knew how retarded they look with them they would shave them. Plus they make you look older anyway just in case someone didn't know that.

They're cool in November though.

 

[Nimnim]

Cut to the chase. Don't mince words. What are you trying to say?

A real beard makes you sexier. Mustaches not so much.

 

[Nimnim]

They're cool in November though.

I fully respect those who do it for charity in Movember though.

 

[Covemastah]

Would the Empire make Clint shave two ??

 

[Brownslave688]

I hope nobody beat me to this. I like my women shaved.

Give her a benjamin tell her to get waxed. Come back here and thank me.

 

[Brownslave688]

Would the Empire make Clint shave two ??

​
No but they might make his shave too as in also.

 

[Covemastah]

you need to shave your Avatar !! lol

 

[Brownslave688]

you need to shave your Avatar !! lol

Religious exemption. Lol

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Yup gotta shave, and yes that was kind of a dumb question. By the way any idiot with an azzclown moustache should be shot. Really moustaches are so dumb looking and so out of style its ridiculous. Its 2013 not 1983 you numbnutts. If guys with moustaches only knew how retarded they look with them they would shave them. Plus they make you look older anyway just in case someone didn't know that.

Okay dude, relax. To each their own....why do you care how much hair is above a guy's lip unless you gotta kiss him......lol. And I hear what you're sayin, but I think some guys look good with facial hair.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Yup gotta shave, and yes that was kind of a dumb question. By the way any idiot with an azzclown moustache should be shot. Really moustaches are so dumb looking and so out of style its ridiculous. Its 2013 not 1983 you numbnutts. If guys with moustaches only knew how retarded they look with them they would shave them. Plus they make you look older anyway just in case someone didn't know that.

Its not a moustache.............its a thigh tickler!....the chicks dig em!.......You should try it! Might improve your game.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Its not a moustache.............its a thigh tickler!....the chicks dig em!.......You should try it! Might improve your game.

He's got a point....lol. Some of us dig em!

 

[Anonymous 10]

Give her a benjamin tell her to get waxed. Come back here and thank me.

I've had that it's real fun!!!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I've had that it's real fun!!!

yeah, not so fun for HER though.....waxing is painful!!

 

[oldngray]

Wax on. Wax off.

 

[OPTION3]

I've only ever had luck with women while I had a beard. Clearly UPS wants me to be forever alone.

Yup---That way you can deliver more air