You do not know how right you are. (a first)
I know 17 ways to take down any opponent using only my big toe.
The problem for me is I always get beat up while trying to take my shoes and socks off.
(Old Bill Cosby joke.)
I have been a lean, mean delivering machine for the last 22 yrs, but, as with all mechanical things, parts start wearing out.
I truly wish I could terminate the enemy in Iraq and all the others around the world.
BTW, how did you know my nickname ?