Dogs!

[satellitedriver]

I'm just a bitter Western Pennsylvanian (clinging to guns and religion). We have a mean saying for every state that surrounds us - West Virginians invented the toothbrush (because any other state would have called it a "teethbrush"); birds fly upside down over Ohio because it isn't worth a crap, etc.

In Texas we wonder, if a couple is married in Arkansas, moves to Texas, then gets a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

 

[Iggyiam]

depends if their parents are brother sister or cousins

In Texas we wonder, if a couple is married in Arkansas, moves to Texas, then gets a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

 

[soberups]

Q. Why is it so hard to solve a murder in the South?
A. Because the DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.

 

[FedUPSer9816]

Would I be wrong if I kicked the sheet out of this lil dog trying to bite me? I had a resi delivery in suburbia, single homes. I'm walking up the path to the front door. Here comes fido from the side of the house, barking running towards me. He's on a long behind leash tethered to the railing on the steps. He starts nipping at my legs, just getting pants. I'm like yo but reserved. Lady finally comes out and is apologetic. He has a bark collar on and he shouldn't be biting. Well I guess the dog doesn't like brown? If I kicked the darn thing, I'd be wrong and jeopardize my job, right?

 

[Netsua 3:16]

Would I be wrong if I kicked the sheet out of this lil dog trying to bite me? I had a resi delivery in suburbia, single homes. I'm walking up the path to the front door. Here comes fido from the side of the house, barking running towards me. He's on a long behind leash tethered to the railing on the steps. He starts nipping at my legs, just getting pants. I'm like yo but reserved. Lady finally comes out and is apologetic. He has a bark collar on and he shouldn't be biting. Well I guess the dog doesn't like brown? If I kicked the darn thing, I'd be wrong and jeopardize my job, right?

My rule with those little bastards is; I’m cool as a cucumber and could care less if they circle me and yap my ear off. When I feel teeth on my leg I’m kicking a 50 yard field goal

 

[FedUPSer9816]

My rule with those little bastards is; I’m cool as a cucumber and could care less if they circle me and yap my ear off. When I feel teeth on my leg I’m kicking a 50 yard field goal

Lol I wanted to, steel toe boots and all! I love dogs, got one myself, but control your mutt lady. She was 2 seconds away from not having a dog anymore.

 

[Poop Head]

Lol I wanted to, steel toe boots and all! I love dogs, got one myself, but control your mutt lady. She was 2 seconds away from not having a dog anymore.

Small dogs- stomp, dont kick, youll look retarded when you miss.
Large dogs- gouge out their eyes, then grab their throat and crush it.

 

[Rack em]

Would I be wrong if I kicked the sheet out of this lil dog trying to bite me? I had a resi delivery in suburbia, single homes. I'm walking up the path to the front door. Here comes fido from the side of the house, barking running towards me. He's on a long behind leash tethered to the railing on the steps. He starts nipping at my legs, just getting pants. I'm like yo but reserved. Lady finally comes out and is apologetic. He has a bark collar on and he shouldn't be biting. Well I guess the dog doesn't like brown? If I kicked the darn thing, I'd be wrong and jeopardize my job, right?

If you kicked him to avoid getting bit then it's justified. If you know the dog is going to be there and go with the intention of kicking it, then you're a dick.

 

[Poop Head]

If you kicked him to avoid getting bit then it's justified. If you know the dog is going to be there and go with the intention of kicking it, then you're a dick.

If you really wanna be a dick, let the dog bite you. Call the police, make an official report. That will be the last time ole fido leaves the house!

 

[NAHimGOOD]

Small dogs- stomp, dont kick, youll look retarded when you miss.
Large dogs- gouge out their eyes, then grab their throat and crush it.

Sheeesh

 

[NAHimGOOD]

If you really wanna be a dick, let the dog bite you. Call the police, make an official report. That will be the last time ole fido leaves the house!

If poochy hits an artery you will leak out all that expensive dbol.

Settle down

 

[FedUPSer9816]

If you kicked him to avoid getting bit then it's justified. If you know the dog is going to be there and go with the intention of kicking it, then you're a dick.

I went there with the intention of making the delivery. Never seen that dog before, I was just doing my job.

 

[takesteady]

Got my hand chewed into raw meat while trying to break up a fight between my dad’s two pit bulls. Still can’t make a fist with my right hand to this day. A lot of people don’t understand that these are strong and powerful animals that can kill/maim you without any advance warning. These ‘pit mommy’ idiots really piss me off. Sorry for the rant but this thread got me triggered

 

[takesteady]

Got my hand chewed into raw meat while trying to break up a fight between my dad’s two pit bulls. Still can’t make a fist with my right hand to this day. A lot of people don’t understand that these are strong and powerful animals that can kill/maim you without any advance warning. These ‘pit mommy’ idiots really piss me off. Anytime I see a petite white woman walking a 100+ pitbull that she has no hope of ever controlling in the event it goes berserk, I get irrationaly angry. Sorry for the rant but this thread got me triggered

 

[meritocracy]

Almost 6,000 postal workers attacked by dogs every year.

 

[sailfish]

I dislike you more and more everyday... I should have known you were a cat person.

Gee.

 

[burrheadd]

If you really wanna be a dick, let the dog bite you. Call the police, make an official report. That will be the last time ole fido leaves the house!

Then find a shady attorney and get paid

 

[rod]

Then find a shady attorney and get paid

Nothing shady about it. If you want to sue go for it. People need to understand their dogs have to be under their control at all times. When I was working the average dog bite (if skin was broken) would get you 5 grand. I never sued anyone but I ALWAYS got law enforcement involved so the homeowners knew I was serious.

 

[Poop Head]

If poochy hits an artery you will leak out all that expensive dbol.

Settle down

One bite of me and that dog will be runnin to the gym to get some heavy sqwats in

 

[NAHimGOOD]

One bite of me and that dog will be runnin to the gym to get some heavy sqwats in

Easy killa