Don’t Always Have A Car BreakDown....

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Brohn Bron, Jul 21, 2018.

  1. Brohn Bron

    Brohn Bron Active Member

    But when I do, the mechanic brings out a red tagged car and says it’s fine.
     
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  2. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I have a rash on my inner thigh.
     
  3. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Refuse to drive it
     
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  4. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    But when I do, it is the morning and I have to move 250+ pcs into the replacement pkg car
     
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  5. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

     
  6. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

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  7. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

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  8. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    He who places the red tag can also remove the red tag.
     
  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    If it's because of a safety issue I'm not driving it
     
  10. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    No, no, no...copywrited.
     
  11. scooby0048

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    Wait, so you are saying they actually red tag your vehicles? I was leaking fuel a while back and they sent me another truck that had been towed earlier. This "new" truck only had a minor problem...

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    The center carrier bearing was out of its mounting. OK to drive though.




    I kept the fuel leaking vehicle opting instead, to go down the road in a blaze of glory rather than have my driveshaft lockup at highway speed and send me careening uncontrollably towards other cars or off a cliff.
     
  12. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Well-Known Member

    I once had a brake line snap on a 3 cube.

    The shop wanted me to nurse it back.
     
  13. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Just drive fast.
     
  14. scooby0048

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    Did you forget we are talking about UPS vehicles. Most are governed at 67. Those that aren't can't go above 55 due to some other issues and the replacement truck in question has steering that is looser than a 60 year old whore in a cathouse.
     
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  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I'm a mod, I have all the rights in the world here.
     
  16. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Nope, the Wally mark is in the pic.
     
  17. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

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  18. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    Driver
    Package Car missing Engine
    Mechanic
    Parts on order OK to drive
     
  19. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    My starter didn't work one time. When I popped the doghouse cover off I immediately discovered the problem. The starter was hanging under the truck by its wire. UPS's solution--push start it and continue on.
     
  20. Brohn Bron

    Brohn Bron Active Member

    Coincidentally I made the call to the mechanic after my very last package was delivered.