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[Turdferguson]

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Which just happens to be correct too

 

[Maplewood]

Driver at my center was on a 1 week vacation and wanted an extra week off... so he had his wife call in the center that he got held up by the mafia in PORTUGAL. They couldn't return here until further notice. So he returned yesterday night and texted drivers bragging about this lie, which the supervisor was made aware of. So Driver walks in late during PCM and says something like "Glad to be back here with you guys. the friend-ing chinese mafia man fk the chinese. Diseases and everything". Driver got walked out LOL

Whatever narked him off should be reported to the local union. That piece of will be brought up on charges and kicked out of the union. You are not allowed to bring any "harm" to any other member.

That said, dudes an idiot imho.

 

[over9five]

Whatever narked him off should be reported to the local union. That piece of will be brought up on charges and kicked out of the union. You are not allowed to bring any "harm" to any other member.

Over 30 years in, I've yet to see that happen.

 

[ski or die]

That has got to rank as one of the stupidest excuses ever.
Way too easy to check something like that out. You get kidnapped in a foreign country and the state department isn't contacted, but local UPS management is?

I had a vacation scheduled and my flight left on a Friday morning which wasn't scheduled off. I called in sick from the airport from a pay phone with planes flying overhead during conversation, this was before cell phones. Management knew I was going to fly to my destination so they sent a Loss Prevention investigator to the airport and tried to pretend he was with law enforcement and find out when I left. He couldn't find any info because my ticket was purchased under another name. They left several yellow sticky notes on the front door of my house to contact them while I was gone. Never called them, and they never said a word to me when I returned to work. Received several high fives from fellow workers when I returned. Score one for us.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

I called in sick from a casino in a neighboring state once. Had to go outside in the parking garage so management wouldn't hear the slot machines making noise.

 

[Returntosender]

We need to find someone who paints houses.

I paint cars (primer black then candy apple red)

 

[Babagounj]

Worked a 22.3 Car Wash with lawyer, who could not pass the Ma Bar { but did pass the FL. Bar } { Which means that he could not handle any court cases in MA , only sign off on real estate paperwork}, who repeated everything I said to his pal the PreLoad sup. This failed lawyer must have skipped his Ethics Classes. Every few days I would let him hear that I had done something illegal or really strange , so that he would repeat it and when the sup later in the shift said it back to me, I could look straight at him and laugh loudly.

 

[Rack em]

I called in sick from my hotel in Vegas once. Being extremely hungover helped me sound sick over the phone.

 

[Netsua 3:16]

I had a vacation scheduled and my flight left on a Friday morning which wasn't scheduled off. I called in sick from the airport from a pay phone with planes flying overhead during conversation, this was before cell phones. Management knew I was going to fly to my destination so they sent a Loss Prevention investigator to the airport and tried to pretend he was with law enforcement and find out when I left. He couldn't find any info because my ticket was purchased under another name. They left several yellow sticky notes on the front door of my house to contact them while I was gone. Never called them, and they never said a word to me when I returned to work. Received several high fives from fellow workers when I returned. Score one for us.

I called in sick from a casino in a neighboring state once. Had to go outside in the parking garage so management wouldn't hear the slot machines making noise.

I called in sick from my hotel in Vegas once. Being extremely hungover helped me sound sick over the phone.

God bless you all

 

[Netsua 3:16]

This is blank, I am calling out sick. Click. Once you hang up and turn your phone onto airplane mode, that feeling is the closest thing to freedom we will ever have in our career. Pure bliss

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Not the standard abducted and probed by aliens, at least.