Driver goes full *

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Dear Diary, Feb 5, 2020.

  1. Dear Diary

    Dear Diary UPS PC Slave

    Driver at my center was on a 1 week vacation and wanted an extra week off... so he had his wife call in the center that he got held up by the mafia in PORTUGAL. They couldn't return here until further notice. So he returned yesterday night and texted drivers bragging about this lie, which the supervisor was made aware of. So Driver walks in late during PCM and says something like "Glad to be back here with you guys. the f-ing chinese mafia man fk the chinese. Diseases and everything". Driver got walked out LOL
     
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  2. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    Sounds like you got a rat in your ranks. That’s no good. Who snitched???
     
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  3. Dear Diary

    Dear Diary UPS PC Slave

    My center is full of snitches, management likes to brag that they have eyes and ears everywhere. The veteran drivers are scum
     
  4. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

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  5. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    So the Chinese mafia in Portugal robbed him?
     
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  6. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    never a dull moment......
     
  7. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

    Yes, veteran drivers say (you want to lie so I have work harder f that)
     
  8. zubenelgenubi

    zubenelgenubi Well-Known Member

    Was it Lo Pan? Did you have to go to Portugal and kick some ass?

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  9. Siveriano

    Siveriano Active Member

    Our center have snitches too, some times they will misinterpret what I said, gotta love when my manager tell me "someone told me you planned to stay out until 2000 hours" to which I usually say "that's a lie, I said I would gladly stay out until 2359 but I guess i worked too fast"
     
  10. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    That's Mr. Skum to you.
     
  11. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    That has got to rank as one of the stupidest excuses ever.
    Way too easy to check something like that out. You get kidnapped in a foreign country and the state department isn't contacted, but local UPS management is?
     
  12. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

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  13. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt


    I don't think rats, are the problem here.



    And it's his wife, who contacts them.

    I hope he can find a new job in "Portugal".... maybe as a 22.4

    :biggrin:
     
  14. Sissy Brown Short Shorts

    Sissy Brown Short Shorts Active Member

    We need to find someone who paints houses.
     
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  15. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    Bologna
    This didn't happen
     
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  16. Zowert

    Zowert Active Member

    I hope they walked him straight into quarantine.
     
  17. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    If this is true, which I doubt.
    This is why you never talk to your co workers about anything that could get you fired. Why would you ever compromise yourself to the will of others?
     
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  18. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    It’s kind of like those idiots that post themselves doing crimes on social media or calling in lying saying they are sick and posting their fun day off all over the gram.
     
  19. AwashBwashCwash

    AwashBwashCwash Active Member

    Blue-pilled people who think others are their "friends."
    I ain't got no mother :censored2:in friends.
     
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  20. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt


    Always looking for new recruits....

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