Every Center has at least one or two drivers that defy common sense. Over the years we've had a few that were dumber than a box of rocks, but this one guy truly stands out in my mind as the crème de la crème of stupidity. Here are just a few examples as to why: 1) He called the center manager one afternoon and told him he was locked inside his 800. He tried for an hour to unlock the door, but couldn't figure it out. Yes ladies and gentlemen, this guy could not figure out how to stick his finger in the hole for the lock and pop it up. Wasted an entire hour before calling in to find out how to free himself. 2) Had an accident. Sups went out to take the report. After everything was taken care of this guy drives a block and crashed again. 3) Mixed all of his pickup pieces in with his delivers, lost track of what was what, and ended up missing 30+ stops one night that he buried under pickup pieces. Genius. I'm sure you've all had a few drivers like this. I'm curious what you've witnessed over the years.