What does it matter? If there’s anything I’ve learned about people who still refer to it as or like
Generation Snowflake in such trite fashion, it’s that your generation is on the way out. The only reason you cling so worriedly to the mores you were subjected to when you were
GenSnow’s age is purely out of nostalgia. Not because of some smarmy cock and bull about you being worthy of being a hair model, and even if that were true, a Company’s policies should not be all about glorifying you but instead representing all of which work under them.
I’m sure this has been a sticking point for many over the years long before the emergence of “GenSnow”. Members in generations past probably just didn’t know how to speak up for their safety, comfort, and rights even on such a fine level as facial hair. Quick to take guidelines as law that could not and should not ever be debated or amended. So, don’t be resentful that younger guys are capable of thinking outside the box when it comes to meeting their needs unlike you—some git—who has demonstrated without fail that he is yet another statistic of groupthink and a squarehead at that. You truly come off as someone who’s never had anything but an unbroken boulevard of green lights all through his life. Also, Dave must be loving all the high praise you’ve been giving to him in trying to draw comparisons between us.