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UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

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Bags belonging to the lady fell down six flights of stairs, along with her blaring ipod. The lady sat down, sobbing, holding her twisted broken leg, while reaching for her groceries. Once she put her fingers in her bag of grapes, she was bitten by a spider, who sat down beside her to get more fiber. But instead of fiber, spider ran into a brick wall and watched some crackhead sell lighters.

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it
 

moreluck

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Bags belonging to the lady fell down six flights of stairs, along with her blaring ipod. The lady sat down, sobbing, holding her twisted broken leg, while reaching for her groceries. Once she put her fingers in her bag of grapes, she was bitten by a spider, who sat down beside her to get more fiber. But instead of fiber, spider ran into a brick wall and watched some crackhead sell lighters.

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out

was actually a KGB agent
 

over9five

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Staff member
Bags belonging to the lady fell down six flights of stairs, along with her blaring ipod. The lady sat down, sobbing, holding her twisted broken leg, while reaching for her groceries. Once she put her fingers in her bag of grapes, she was bitten by a spider, who sat down beside her to get more fiber. But instead of fiber, spider ran into a brick wall and watched some crackhead sell lighters.

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent,
intent on capturing my mother.
 

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

Well-Known Member
Bags belonging to the lady fell down six flights of stairs, along with her blaring ipod. The lady sat down, sobbing, holding her twisted broken leg, while reaching for her groceries. Once she put her fingers in her bag of grapes, she was bitten by a spider, who sat down beside her to get more fiber. But instead of fiber, spider ran into a brick wall and watched some crackhead sell lighters.

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent, intent on capturing my mother. Longing for the spy group to assist him in pursuing the most recent Idol loser,
 

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

Well-Known Member
Bags belonging to the lady fell down six flights of stairs, along with her blaring ipod. The lady sat down, sobbing, holding her twisted broken leg, while reaching for her groceries. Once she put her fingers in her bag of grapes, she was bitten by a spider, who sat down beside her to get more fiber. But instead of fiber, spider ran into a brick wall and watched some crackhead sell lighters.

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent, intent on capturing my mother. Longing for the spy group to assist him in pursuingthe most recent Idol loser, Stug jogged away from his darkroom long enough to catch
 

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

Well-Known Member
Bags belonging to the lady fell down six flights of stairs, along with her blaring ipod. The lady sat down, sobbing, holding her twisted broken leg, while reaching for her groceries. Once she put her fingers in her bag of grapes, she was bitten by a spider, who sat down beside her to get more fiber. But instead of fiber, spider ran into a brick wall and watched some crackhead sell lighters.

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent, intent on capturing my mother. Longing for the spy group to assist him in pursuingthe most recent Idol loser, Stug jogged away from his darkroom long enough to catch a cold. Who will take care of me when I'm
 

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

Well-Known Member
Bags belonging to the lady fell down six flights of stairs, along with her blaring ipod. The lady sat down, sobbing, holding her twisted broken leg, while reaching for her groceries. Once she put her fingers in her bag of grapes, she was bitten by a spider, who sat down beside her to get more fiber. But instead of fiber, spider ran into a brick wall and watched some crackhead sell lighters.

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent, intent on capturing my mother. Longing for the spy group to assist him in pursuingthe most recent Idol loser, Stug jogged away from his darkroom long enough to catch a cold. Who will take care of me when I'm sixty-four and brain dead? Meanwhile, on the way to
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Bags belonging to the lady fell down six flights of stairs, along with her blaring ipod. The lady sat down, sobbing, holding her twisted broken leg, while reaching for her groceries. Once she put her fingers in her bag of grapes, she was bitten by a spider, who sat down beside her to get more fiber. But instead of fiber, spider ran into a brick wall and watched some crackhead sell lighters.

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent, intent on capturing my mother. Longing for the spy group to assist him in pursuingthe most recent Idol loser, Stug jogged away from his darkroom long enough to catch a cold. Who will take care of me when I'm sixty-four and brain dead? Meanwhile, on the way to

the Museum for the Weird,
 

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

Well-Known Member
Bags belonging to the lady fell down six flights of stairs, along with her blaring ipod. The lady sat down, sobbing, holding her twisted broken leg, while reaching for her groceries. Once she put her fingers in her bag of grapes, she was bitten by a spider, who sat down beside her to get more fiber. But instead of fiber, spider ran into a brick wall and watched some crackhead sell lighters.

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent, intent on capturing my mother. Longing for the spy group to assist him in pursuingthe most recent Idol loser, Stug jogged away from his darkroom long enough to catch a cold. Who will take care of me when I'm sixty-four and brain dead? Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for
 

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

Well-Known Member
Bags belonging to the lady fell down six flights of stairs, along with her blaring ipod. The lady sat down, sobbing, holding her twisted broken leg, while reaching for her groceries. Once she put her fingers in her bag of grapes, she was bitten by a spider, who sat down beside her to get more fiber. But instead of fiber, spider ran into a brick wall and watched some crackhead sell lighters.

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent, intent on capturing my mother. Longing for the spy group to assist him in pursuingthe most recent Idol loser, Stug jogged away from his darkroom long enough to catch a cold. Who will take care of me when I'm sixty-four and brain dead? Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for a new inductee. His name would soon be known world-wide.
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent, intent on capturing my mother. Longing for the spy group to assist him in pursuingthe most recent Idol loser, Stug jogged away from his darkroom long enough to catch a cold. Who will take care of me when I'm sixty-four and brain dead? Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for a new inductee. His name would soon be known world-wide. You and I know it
 
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