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Sammie

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As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted
 

fethrs

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As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and
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Sammie

Well-Known Member
As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on

the salination of the ocean.
 

Sammie

Well-Known Member
As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which

came from a Lowe's collection
 
As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
QUOTE=moreluck;512646]As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of

periwinkle, so rare & sought after
 

Sammie

Well-Known Member
As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of periwinkle, so rare & sought after by ancient Roman politicians who
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of periwinkle, so rare & sought after by ancient Roman politicians who killed many spider monkeys to

collect the plasma necessary for
 

Sammie

Well-Known Member
As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of periwinkle, so rare & sought after by ancient Roman politicians who killed many spider monkeys to collect the plasma necessary for vampires living in the valley of the sun where vampires made regular visits to
 
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