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This evening at an analysts dinner, Fred S announced that his sinister plan to transfer the jobs of Express employees over to the barely legal, indentured servitude Ground division is nearly complete.
Mr Smith is confident in seeing attrition of remaining senior Express couriers, one quote from Tonight : "heck I just cut their dental benefits, I eliminated their pension plan , and I raise their health insurance premiums every chance I get" Smith said with a chuckle, he then added , "at least these Ground people know they ain't worth ****** to us, It's taking awhile for it to sink in at Express"
Mr Smith also added that he believes slavery will be legal again someday, and that will help bump Expresses profit margins to perhaps as high as 100%
stay tuned for more details tomorrow.
the previous is a fictional , but highly likely account of what's happening right now....
This evening at an analysts dinner, Fred S announced that his sinister plan to transfer the jobs of Express employees over to the barely legal, indentured servitude Ground division is nearly complete.
Mr Smith is confident in seeing attrition of remaining senior Express couriers, one quote from Tonight : "heck I just cut their dental benefits, I eliminated their pension plan , and I raise their health insurance premiums every chance I get" Smith said with a chuckle, he then added , "at least these Ground people know they ain't worth ****** to us, It's taking awhile for it to sink in at Express"
Mr Smith also added that he believes slavery will be legal again someday, and that will help bump Expresses profit margins to perhaps as high as 100%
stay tuned for more details tomorrow.
the previous is a fictional , but highly likely account of what's happening right now....
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