Funny Warning letter.

[raceanoncr]

Aren't all warning letters funny?

Slightly different avenue, here.

Got a warning letter for something I can't even remember. I tell if I could but just can't remember. The Div Mangler wrote it himself. I don't know if that's still done or if form letter is used or what, but you could tell he wrote it himself. It was so badly written, so incoherent, so nonsensical. I was gonna file a griev on it anyway but this was the clincher. Filed and didn't even get to a local panel. Thrown out and disappeared forever.

The guy was a maroon. That's why he fit so well in Div chair, I guess.

 

[rod]

I had a lot of Supermans and Donad Ducks on my route. Everyones a comedian you know.

 

[Wally]

Guy at work had this hated customer. He called him little Hitler. When the guy would sign he typed that in the DIAD to stop complete it. Well long story short the guy files a claim for a missing box. Low and behold mangement goes back to look for a signature and they see a years worth of Little Hitler's signing for boxes lol.

That driver is a maroon. He should visit one of those death camps.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

 

[Two Tokes]

I typed Nguyen for any Vietnamese
Funny thing is that was the majority of thems last name

Anytime I deliver lottery tickets to a gas station it's Patel
Chinese Rest. Chen or Suk

 

[watdaflock?]

Rama dama dingdong for Indians

I thought most drivers used Hadji, from the greatest cartoon ever.

 

[MC0493]

All the Asians that run nail salons and chinese restaurants that just say yes when i ask for the last name. Same with other people who don't speak much english. Get to have fun making something up there.

 

[pickup]

Around here if you typed in Anderson, Peterson or Hanson you would be correct 95% of the time.

Olsen would probably work too.

 

[pickup]

Rama dama dingdong for Indians

"Fundie Mental" for born again christians who try to evangelize when being delivered a package.

 

[PT Car Washer]

I thought most drivers used Hadji, from the greatest cartoon ever.

Do they still show Johnny Quest on TV? I remember watching it when I was a kid 50+years ago.

 

[tourists24]

"Fundie Mental" for born again christians who try to evangelize when being delivered a package.

or Knowit Awl for those atheist customers that are annoyed by Christianity

 

[pickup]

or Knowit Awl for those atheist customers that are annoyed by Christianity

And what ,PRAY tell, are you saying to such customers that make you aware that they are annoyed by Christianity?

 

[Ghost in the Darkness]

Rama dama dingdong for Indians

Lol... I always put in Patel. I'm right 98% of the time.

 

[Savvy412]

I make up names all the time but one time this lady was complaining because the drivers wouldnt leave the package. (it was a do not dr) So Shes home, I didnt hear her last name so I made it up. I delv the next day and shes like why do you say my last name was (bla bla bla) haha Only time I got called out on it


But for me

White - Smith
Black - Johnson or washington
Chinese - Lee or yang
Arab - Abadi or mohammed

 

[tourists24]

And what ,PRAY tell, are you saying to such customers that make you aware that they are annoyed by Christianity?

just playing the game.... touch a nerve?.... we wouldn't want this thread to EVOLVE into a religion debate.

 

[KOG72]

Mexican customers are always Jose or Hernandez that's what I type in