Grounds growth

[MAKAVELI]

How many years have you spent as a manager?

Why would I when you have to be MT3's prison buddy such as yourself?

 

[59 Dano]

Ah, so we've established that you don't know what you're talking about. Thanks. Now I understand why you don't make any sense.

 

[MrFedEx]

Ah, so we've established that you don't know what you're talking about. Thanks. Now I understand why you don't make any sense.

Does Matt's hand move your mouth or do you have strings like a marionette? I'm envisioning something out of The Thunderbirds where you herk and jerk back and forth.

 

[Cactus]

And let the couriers run the station.

Straight into the ground.

Being a manager involves selling one's soul to Smith and for a real cheap price too. No thanks. Sounds like you just gave your soul to him most likely for free.


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[59 Dano]

All managers do is run reports and harass the employees. I wouldn't call that running the station.

Two can play at that game! All couriers do is drive around and drop off boxes and envelopes.

 

[MrFedEx]

Two can play at that game! All couriers do is drive around and drop off boxes and envelopes.

The official corporate line. We are "unskilled". Good lackey!! Maybe Matt will let you polish the jet today, or maybe the knob. We know which you prefer.

 

[MAKAVELI]

Two can play at that game! All couriers do is drive around and drop off boxes and envelopes.

Which is exactly what the customer pays for. Unlike the you playing pocket pool with MT3.

 

[MrFedEx]

Which is exactly what the customer pays for. Unlike the you playing pocket pool with MT3.

Dano says Matt has two 8-balls.

 

[59 Dano]

The official corporate line.

Well, that's what you do. Oh wait, DYNAMIC pickups that no one else could ever do.

 

[MrFedEx]

Well, that's what you do. Oh wait, DYNAMIC pickups that no one else could every do.

No. When I was motivated, I provided excellent customer service and a very high SPH. Zero errors and always able to cover my route and help others as-needed. Above and beyond level skills. No more. You wouldn't know, because you never had them (the skills). Communication, sales, driving safety, competence at all FedEx computer systems and GENESIS, DG, weight & balance, and Class A CDL...to name a few. No skills at all.

 

[59 Dano]

No. When I was motivated, I provided excellent customer service and a very high SPH. Zero errors and always able to cover my route and help others as-needed. Above and beyond level skills. No more. You wouldn't know, because you never had them (the skills). Communication, sales, driving safety, competence at all FedEx computer systems and GENESIS, DG, weight & balance, and Class A CDL...to name a few. No skills at all.

I think your communication skills speak for themselves

Safety at this job is not difficult if you're halfway intelligent, so I can see why it's a big deal for you.

You could run a v40 report. AWESOME!

GENESIS???? LOL!!! Experience w/GENESIS has nothing to do with being a courier. And my goodness, "competency" at GENESIS is pushing a button, running paper through the scanner, and pushing another button.

You don't need a class A CDL to be a courier.

 

[MrFedEx]

I think your communication skills speak for themselves

Safety at this job is not difficult if you're halfway intelligent, so I can see why it's a big deal for you.

You could run a v40 report. AWESOME!

GENESIS???? LOL!!! Experience w/GENESIS has nothing to do with being a courier. And my goodness, "competency" at GENESIS is pushing a button, running paper through the scanner, and pushing another button.

You don't need a class A CDL to be a courier.

The courier job requires a lot of skills, especially if you are good at it. To be DRA-era courier, walking and breathing are about the only qualifications. I can run any report or do anything that I have access to at FedEx, and perhaps I have more access than you think.

 

[Cactus]

You don't need a class A CDL to be a courier.

You only need to be class Ass to be a shill however.

 

[MrFedEx]

You only need to be class Ass to be a shill however.

He's completely qualified for that. Custom knee pads included.

 

[MAKAVELI]

 

[Brownslave688]

Making a point about a safety issue while videotaping and driving at the same time. Bit ironic if u ask me.

 

[STFXG]

At least he won't be speeding through resi's.

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[MAKAVELI]

At least he won't be speeding through resi's.

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I would be more worried about that leaking fuel tank. Or is that just urine?

 

[Brownslave688]

I would be more worried about that leaking fuel tank. Or is that just urine?

Not a chance I would leave with a leaking fuel tank

 

[bbsam]

Ya get what ya pay for.