Happy Thanksgiving 2015

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Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving?
A turkey because it is always stuffed.

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers!

Dear Turkeys, don't worry... They only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.

 

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What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Where's popcorn?

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE!

Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

 

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Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
"If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"

What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey?
We'd be eating pusillanimous for Thanksgiving

 

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You're making me hungry.

The damn wind makes you hungry!!!

 

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What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
God save the kin.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play

 

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Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
"If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"

What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey?
We'd be eating pusillanimous for Thanksgiving

Works for me.

 

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What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape

 

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Make your stuffing in a bundt pan....looks good

A perfect Thanksgiving show stopper on your dining table!

 

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Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
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