Have you seen the Cologuard commercial?

[bottomups]

My wife would need a bigger box. No way her turd would fit in the current size.

 

[Wally]

Can one ship it out of the country "DUTY FREE"?....I guess not, lol.

 

[BSWALKS]

My wife would need a bigger box. No way her turd would fit in the current size.

As far as I know, my wife doesn't poop.

 

[bottomups]

As far as I know, my wife doesn't poop.

I think she's full of !

 

[BSWALKS]

I think she's full of !

Then we're a perfect fit!!

 

[sailfish]

From what I have been told the sample is placed in a bag which is then placed in a box which is then placed inside the white box for shipping. They are all labeled for Saturday NDA delivery. There is zero chance of contamination.

I know what they're labeled for, smart ass. I pick them up all the time and when I do, I do so with an insideout DR bag then twist them shut. To say that there is zero chance of contamination is just naive and completely ridiculous. You should back up your faith and post a photo of you licking one.

 

[sailfish]

The company does protect the "donor" by not putting their return address on the label.

Wrong. I delivered one to a house one time, and a few days later I picked one up at a UPS drop-off while running a neighboring route. I checked the label and sure enough it was the same one I delivered.

 

[burrheadd]

From what I have been told the sample is placed in a bag which is then placed in a box which is then placed inside the white box for shipping. They are all labeled for Saturday NDA delivery. There is zero chance of contamination.

Not how @Turdferguson does it

He sits on the box like it's a little throne

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Wrong. I delivered one to a house one time, and a few days later I picked one up at a UPS drop-off while running a neighboring route. I checked the label and sure enough it was the same one I delivered.

All of the ones that I have picked up have the same address in both places.

 

[Wally]

True but I would imagine getting your poop tested would be a lot cheaper than a colonoscopy.

Yea, but not if you get colon cancer. I think people are using this test in order to avoid colonoscopy.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Yea, but not if you get colon cancer. I think people are using this test in order to avoid colonoscopy.

Good point.

 

[Wally]

Not how @Turdferguson does it

He sits on the box like it's a little throne

Well, @Turdferguson is BC royalty.

 

[wayfair]

I picked one up one time and it weighed 8-10lbs. I was thinking "all they needed was a sample..."

 

[MC0493]

What a load of crap..

 

[JBenton]

We get these every day in those small little white boxes. We also get bags with cups of pee, blood and who knows what else. I had a bag of pee leak onto my hand one time. They never sealed the cup that goes into the bag.

 

[rod]

We get these every day in those small little white boxes. We also get bags with cups of pee, blood and who knows what else. I had a bag of pee leak onto my hand one time. They never sealed the cup that goes into the bag.

I hope you aren't one of those that chews your finger nails

 

[wayfair]

 

[Wally]

 

[scratch]

 

[cosis]

i hate when they use the label to wipe