How many get through ?

[Rack em]

One of the most common and dumbest questions I hear from customers when I deliver is "What is it?".

I'm like, yeah I'm never privy to what's in the box, I just deliver it and my jobs done.

I get that line a lot. Lately it's been guys out doing yard work and they come over when I pull up saying "What did my wife order this time" when they see the Amazon box.

 

[burrheadd]

Tell them looks like a big sex toy

That’ll shut’em up

 

[Rack em]

Tell them looks like a big sex toy

That’ll shut’em up

I'm gonna start saying "It's usually something very cheap. She orders random stuff so I can show up to take my break with her."

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

One of the most common and dumbest questions I hear from customers when I deliver is "What is it?".

I'm like, yeah I'm never privy to what's in the box, I just deliver it and my jobs done.

“Sorry, never got a chance to open it and take a peek.”

 

[1989]

It wasn’t ticking. But just in case, wait a few minutes before you open it.

 

[barnyard]

We have had 4 or 5 package busts in my building in the 20 years that I have been there. Drug dog was in the building once, the rest of the time, the popo knew it was coming and busted the person when they picked it up off their porch.

 

[upschuck]

I know of some that ship hemp(with paperwork), and it is strong. Just can imagine when they open that feeder door, and the aroma just smacks them in the face.

 

[UPeopleSuck]

I notice the smell of weed coming from packages regularly... either that or my loader’s “cologne” is lingering in the pc

 

[Wally]

My building is in the middle of Meth Central. Meth, coke and pot are commonly found here.

And that's just what the Twilight shift brings in!

 

[Wally]

One of the employees in my center found an opened package in the system with stacks of cash inside. It had 75,000$ in it. They turned it in to us. We gave it to the police. Police called the guy and said they have it if he wants to come pick it up and explain it to them. Sad day for all parties involved.

That's good they turned over the whole $50 grand!

 

[Scottyhawk]

As many as they want on my route I’m just delivering and I don’t want to know

My sentiments exactly, that is how drivers get in trouble by knowing what is in the box. Customer asks and I tell them a brown box or white envelope, other than that not a clue what you are receiving

 

[rod]

What's in the box?

I told some customers that UPS took my x-ray vision glasses away when they found out I was able to see through girls clothing with them. They used to sell them in ads in comic books.

 

[oldngray]

I told some customers that UPS took my x-ray vision glasses away when they found out I was able to see through girls clothing with them. They used to sell them in ads in comic books.

A lot of the time drivers will know whats in the box and freaks out customers if they tell them.

 

[El Correcto]

I know of some that ship hemp(with paperwork), and it is strong. Just can imagine when they open that feeder door, and the aroma just smacks them in the face.

Usually the weed is vacuum sealed and packed better than most things we ship. It’s pretty common for people to ship drugs. I just wouldn’t want to risk it honestly, if I was selling drugs I’d want my fate in my hands, not some 10$ loader.

 

[1989]

Usually the weed is vacuum sealed and packed better than most things we ship. It’s pretty common for people to ship drugs. I just wouldn’t want to risk it honestly, if I was selling drugs I’d want my fate in my hands, not some 10$ loader.

Have had to dring a few pks back to the building because of “legal weed”. We hand it over to the police to return to the customer.

 

[upschuck]

Usually the weed is vacuum sealed and packed better than most things we ship. It’s pretty common for people to ship drugs. I just wouldn’t want to risk it honestly, if I was selling drugs I’d want my fate in my hands, not some 10$ loader.

Had heroin confiscated, once. That thing was packed extremely well, waxed, taped, and bagged, and all that good stuff.

I had hoped that the dealer would not take revenge on some random ups'er out of revenge, which never happened.

 

[Tony Q]

Just as long as its not illegal cigarets. If this happens they throw the book at them.

 

[john chesney]

Cocaine valued at $17 million seized at UPS in Louisville

This is why I’m not selling cocaine after retirement. I’m trying to talk my ex wife into pimping her out as a side hustle.Not as much jail time and low start up cost

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

This is why I’m not selling cocaine after retirement. I’m trying to talk my ex wife into pimping her out as a side hustle.Not as much jail time and low start up cost

Do we get a UPS discount on denting the box?

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Shhhh... if the feds find out, they might take that paycheck and retirement.

Mike Ermantraut lost all his.