How to get fired

hembone

Well-Known Member
I actually had a woman call in a concern on me one time because I didn't go in her house and look for her on a sign. req. package. She told my supervisor she left her door unlocked all the time and just come on in. We both had a laugh on that one.
 

rod

Retired 22 years
There is so much free porn on the internet that I barely have time to post irrelevant Youtube videos on the Brown Cafe.

And as for paying for a lap dance I found those are worthless---what do you mean "No Touching"?
 

bottomups

Bad Moon Risen'
For all of you out there who believe every termination or warning letter be grieved best help me come up with a rebuttal on this one. I would not no where to start except for major heat stroke, job stress or fatigue? I would think that this one is a lost cause and it should be!
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Remember there is more than one side to the story. May have been a result of job stress. Maybe she invited him in (during his contractual break, of course) and then changed her mind.















(Or Fethahs poor loads put him ovah the edge!!!)
 

OVERBOARD

Don't believe everything you think
For all of you out there who believe every termination or warning letter be grieved best help me come up with a rebuttal on this one. I would not no where to start except for major heat stroke, job stress or fatigue? I would think that this one is a lost cause and it should be!

If its a runner. He could probably get away with " when I saw her the frist time I was distracted and forgot to get a sig for the pkg or I had to make sure I del to the right add. lol
 
When she signed and took possession of the package she closed the door and while he was walking back to the truck be couldn't read the signature. So he went back to clarify the signature and got a little lost and stumbled on to her taking a bath. He got embarrassed and didn't know what to do because he had never seen a naked woman before because he was a fouty year old virgin. So he waited for her. When she saw him his eyes were closed so he saw nothing but she didn't understand. Big misunderstand
 

CRASH501

Well-Known Member
When she signed and took possession of the package she closed the door and while he was walking back to the truck be couldn't read the signature. So he went back to clarify the signature and got a little lost and stumbled on to her taking a bath. He got embarrassed and didn't know what to do because he had never seen a naked woman before because he was a fouty year old virgin. So he waited for her. When she saw him his eyes were closed so he saw nothing but she didn't understand. Big misunderstand
Jeez, could I recruit you for my panel next month? lol
 

bottomups

Bad Moon Risen'
Ummm... I know that guy...just sayin'.

Loaded his truck a few times
Did you ever notice him standing off to the side of the belt watching you load? Maybe standing on the front bumper, peering through the windshield watching your svelte, sweaty body bent over the belt grabbing your next package?
 
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