I guess I hate dogs

[SmithBarney]

The worst are the owners who like to tell you "Don't worry he won't bite you" BS

Or the ones that say "he's never done that before"

 

[SmithBarney]

"The other guy brings treats."

*eyeroll*

It's not my job to feed your dog.

Exactly, was covering a rte once and the regular driver was "out of treats" dogs got violent because I didn't have food for them. Seriously Don't feed dogs people!

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

I had one with his hair standing on the spine... barking at me.

whip out a dog treat & he changed dramatically. He Rolled over then stood up on 2 legs, LoL

Goldens are very food motivated.

 

[ups1990]

When I started delivering on my first trip there was a section of town that was called Dog Hill.

The sup that trained me was even kind enough to point out the homemade sign in the first block.

I was only bit once and it was by a St. Bernard. Many dogs tried but none were successful.

3 or 4 dogs tried to attack my package car and lost. One time I had a sup on car when the dog ran under a rear tire, the dog was still alive but barely. He told me to back up and finish it off. I did the deed as instructed. No collar, no license or tag, we finally found someone who told us who it belonged to and they said thank you.

I know you could not do that today.

Your fourth paragraph is one of the most interesting and funny things that I've read on here in some time.

"He told me to back up and finish it off." Never has an on-road given more better and precise instructions as this sup.