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moreluck

golden ticket member
In case no one noticed, we have another invasion on this board from another very famous package delivery company. The invader is Doug Heffernan from IPS. I hope his wife, Carrie will come on once in awhile too. Watch what you say about "trade secrets" with Mr. Heffernan on board.

Welcome, Doug Heffernan as the newest member.
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Warning!!!

Mr. Heffernan:

We have initiated a lawsuit against you and your company.
Our uniforms and vehicles are a licensed trademark, and we feel your uniforms and vehicles too closely resemble ours.

Sincerely,
Over 9 Five
Acting Attorney for UPS
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Dougie,

You can't even keep the scoop of ice cream on your cone. How do you expect to juggle fragile package contents ??
 

wannabeups

Well-Known Member
over9five said:
Mr. Heffernan:

We have initiated a lawsuit against you and your company.
Our uniforms and vehicles are a licensed trademark, and we feel your uniforms and vehicles too closely resemble ours.

Sincerely,
Over 9 Five
Acting Attorney for UPS

You guys are nuts. LMAO
 

30andout

Well-Known Member
In case you didn't know... you HAVE to be nuts to work at UPS or you will be soon after you start.
 
Thanks for such a warm welcome and look forward to exchanging war stories with everyone. BTW has anyone seen my monkey?
 

opie

Well-Known Member
Carrie Heffernan

You got one hot wife, Doug! How could someone like you have her? Must be the money. ;)

<a href="http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/leah_remini/leah_remini_l5.jpg"><img src="http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/leah_remini/leah_remini_l5.jpg"width="210" height="210"></a>
 
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lookie lou

Guest
short timer

arthur spooner steals the show,,,,,AAAARRRRTTTHHHUURRR!!!!!
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
"How could someone like you have her?"

I know! There's like 5 shows on that have a fat hubby with a hot wife!
 

UPSgirl

Mommy to be!
thats not really his wife...i just read in a mag that he has some model as a wife and that he just had a son!!
 
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