I.p.s.

[moreluck]

In case no one noticed, we have another invasion on this board from another very famous package delivery company. The invader is Doug Heffernan from IPS. I hope his wife, Carrie will come on once in awhile too. Watch what you say about "trade secrets" with Mr. Heffernan on board.

Welcome, Doug Heffernan as the newest member.

 

[dannyboy]

They cant be THAT famous, Ive never heard of them.

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[trickpony1]

....like anything we say on this board is a secret.

 

[DS]

secrets

Doug...always use your handrail

 

[over9five]

Warning!!!

Mr. Heffernan:

We have initiated a lawsuit against you and your company.
Our uniforms and vehicles are a licensed trademark, and we feel your uniforms and vehicles too closely resemble ours.

Sincerely,
Over 9 Five
Acting Attorney for UPS

 

[moreluck]

Dougie,

You can't even keep the scoop of ice cream on your cone. How do you expect to juggle fragile package contents ??

 

[wannabeups]

Mr. Heffernan:

We have initiated a lawsuit against you and your company.
Our uniforms and vehicles are a licensed trademark, and we feel your uniforms and vehicles too closely resemble ours.

Sincerely,
Over 9 Five
Acting Attorney for UPS

You guys are nuts. LMAO

 

[30andout]

In case you didn't know... you HAVE to be nuts to work at UPS or you will be soon after you start.

 

[gripitnripit]

Thanks for such a warm welcome and look forward to exchanging war stories with everyone. BTW has anyone seen my monkey?

 

[UPSgirl]

I'm sorry to say this but......No one can come CLOSE to UPS!!!!

 

[opie]

Carrie Heffernan

You got one hot wife, Doug! How could someone like you have her? Must be the money.

<a href="http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/leah_remini/leah_remini_l5.jpg"><img src="http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/leah_remini/leah_remini_l5.jpg"width="210" height="210"></a>

 

[moreluck]

So, that's what a Scientologist looks like!!

 

[lookie lou]

short timer

arthur spooner steals the show,,,,,AAAARRRRTTTHHHUURRR!!!!!

 

[wily_old_vet]

Sign me up, quick!

 

[UPSgirl]

What is everyone talking about here??????

 

[dannyboy]

You of course

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[UPSgirl]

mmhmm yeahhh

 

[UPSgirl]

mmhmm yeahhh.........lol

 

[over9five]

"How could someone like you have her?"

I know! There's like 5 shows on that have a fat hubby with a hot wife!

 

[UPSgirl]

thats not really his wife...i just read in a mag that he has some model as a wife and that he just had a son!!