Im a real driver now

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by UrFellowUpser, Jul 18, 2018.

  1. UrFellowUpser

    UrFellowUpser Active Member

    I never thought it would happen but i used a driver release bag today if you know what i mean.
     
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  2. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    No bathrooms anywhere? Not even a construction porta potty?
     
  3. UrFellowUpser

    UrFellowUpser Active Member

    Nothing a country route 186 miles
     
  4. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Three cheers for this guy!!
     
  5. old levi's

    old levi's I used to care... but things have changed

    Any port in a storm,

    some of these sumbeeches have never been more than a half mile from a toilet
     
  6. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    I find it hard to believe there isn’t a single business or public area that doesn’t have a toilet. Even if it’s halfway across the route I’d drive to it.

    Btw, :censored2:ting in bag makes you one rung higher than a homeless person, nothing to do with driving.
     
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  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Congrats. I love pooin in bags. I do it at home to save on my water bill.
     
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  8. old levi's

    old levi's I used to care... but things have changed

    If you're 12 miles from a toilet, .5 hour return, what the hell?
     
  9. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    I’m not an animal
     
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  10. I agree
     
  11. wayfair

    wayfair Well-Known Member

    So, how'd you wipe???

    Socks? or call tags?
     
  12. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    Sometimes the urge is overwhelming...
     
  13. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    Congrats my union brother you are a real driver now! I’d rather poop in that rainbag than sit on a sheetz toilet that’s been pee’d on all day.
     
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  15. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Am I the only one who's trained himself to :censored2: like clockwork during off-work hours?
     
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  16. wayfair

    wayfair Well-Known Member

    If it came down to it, I'd bust open those adult diaper boxes we deliver...
     
  17. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    You’re missing out on free money
     
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  18. I always have a bottle of Imodium with me, in case I'm having a bad day.
     
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  19. wayfair

    wayfair Well-Known Member

    metamucil is your friend... heck, you don't even have to wipe it comes out so smoooooooth
     
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  20. I use it to stop from coming out..