Im a real driver now

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by UrFellowUpser, Jul 18, 2018.

  1. UrFellowUpser

    UrFellowUpser Active Member

    I never thought it would happen but i used a driver release bag today if you know what i mean.
     
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  2. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    No bathrooms anywhere? Not even a construction porta potty?
     
  3. UrFellowUpser

    UrFellowUpser Active Member

    Nothing a country route 186 miles
     
  4. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Three cheers for this guy!!
     
  5. old levi's

    old levi's I use to care... but things have changed

    Any port in a storm,

    some of these sumbeeches have never been more than a half mile from a toilet
     
  6. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    I find it hard to believe there isn’t a single business or public area that doesn’t have a toilet. Even if it’s halfway across the route I’d drive to it.

    Btw, :censored2:ting in bag makes you one rung higher than a homeless person, nothing to do with driving.
     
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  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Congrats. I love pooin in bags. I do it at home to save on my water bill.
     
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  8. old levi's

    old levi's I use to care... but things have changed

    If you're 12 miles from a toilet, .5 hour return, what the hell?
     
  9. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    I’m not an animal
     
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  10. I agree
     
  11. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    So, how'd you wipe???

    Socks? or call tags?
     
  12. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    Sometimes the urge is overwhelming...
     
  13. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    Congrats my union brother you are a real driver now! I’d rather poop in that rainbag than sit on a sheetz toilet that’s been pee’d on all day.
     
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  15. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Am I the only one who's trained himself to :censored2: like clockwork during off-work hours?
     
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  16. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    If it came down to it, I'd bust open those adult diaper boxes we deliver...
     
  17. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    You’re missing out on free money
     
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  18. I always have a bottle of Imodium with me, in case I'm having a bad day.
     
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  19. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    metamucil is your friend... heck, you don't even have to wipe it comes out so smoooooooth
     
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  20. I use it to stop from coming out..