Im a real driver now

[scratch]

Am I the only one who's trained himself to like clockwork during off-work hours?

Nope, I'm the same way. There is not a single public toilet on my delivery area.

 

[Box Ox]

You’re missing out on free money

Technically, yes. But I'd still rather drop the kids off at the pool while catching up with things on my iPad at home than at a pickup, ya know?

 

[DeliveryMachine]

Once I started driving, I learned pretty damn quick, a roll of toilet paper needed to be tossed in the essentials bag I bring everyday. Hope to god you never need it, but when the time comes, it will be a life saver. By the way, the ones you absolutely can’t hold, always require the most TP

 

[SaladTosser]

lol guys making 100g a year crapping in a bag.

 

[Rack em]

lol guys making 100g a year crapping in a bag.

I am still in progression, I thought I had to poop in a bag until I hit top rate? If not, my co workers are jerks for telling me that 3 years ago.

 

[John Boy]

No one carries baby wipes? Rookies

 

[sandwich]

I never thought it would happen but i used a driver release bag today if you know what i mean.

 

[OrioN]

Yup, didn't have that pleasure yet & don't want to either.

One driver release in the a.m.and another try in the p.m...

Nothing taco bell or anything spicy for lunch that may backfire on you... light snacks thru the day.

Peeing in a bottle, though...

 

[john chesney]

I never thought it would happen but i used a driver release bag today if you know what i mean.

No I thought that’s when I became a real driver too. It’s when you call the center and tell them you your pants. This is the new standard I’ve personally did and now set as the official you’re now a real driver

 

[johnny_hotdog]

So, how'd you wipe???

Socks? or call tags?

Driver follow up form, make sure to turn that one in.

 

[john chesney]

Nope, I'm the same way. There is not a single public toilet on my delivery area.

Dude that only works till your maybe 40 years old. After 50 you don’t know if it’s a fart a or your having a baby in a moments notice

 

[Box Ox]

Dude that only works till your maybe 40 years old. After 50 you don’t know if it’s a fart a or your having a baby in a moments notice

I think @scratch is 70+

 

[CoolStoryBro]

I never thought it would happen but i used a driver release bag today if you know what i mean.

Mommy wow! You're a big kid now!

COOL STORY BRO

 

[john chesney]

I think @scratch is 70+

You just have to strap on a pair of depends at all times at that age

 

[Indecisi0n]

I’m not an animal

Stop it. It's fun.

 

[sikidiki]

My body wont allow me to poop until i get home, it knows when im getting close to home to lol

 

[CoffeeStainedUniform]

Couldn't hold it in anymore...residential street. I pulled out 2 empty 32 oz Gatorade bottles, closed the bulkhead doors. Turns out 2 Gatorade bottles aren't enough. I still miss the coffee thermos I threw away.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I never thought it would happen but i used a driver release bag today if you know what i mean.

Left hand or right?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Left hand or right?

That goes on the back of the bulk head door.

 

[Coldworld]

I always have a bottle of Imodium with me, in case I'm having a bad day.

Wdfd...