Innovative But Illegal Uses Of Beer!

[scratch]

@scratch,

When braised fowl such as Pheasant is on the menu, I always paid it with a more classic red such as Barbaresco or gran reserva Rioja. What say you?

Normally my Sommelier will suggest a Chardonnay while dining on fowl and fish, but I find them too dry for my palette. Like you, I prefer a fruitier red like Merlots or Pinot Noirs. A nice Moscato is a pleasant repast to enjoy with pheasant and is always worthy of consideration.

 

[brownmonster]

Normally my Sommelier will suggest a Chardonnay while dining on fowl and fish, but I find them too dry for my palette. Like you, I prefer a fruitier red like Merlots or Pinot Noirs. A nice Moscato is a pleasant repast to enjoy with pheasant and is always worthy of consideration.

Do you guys drink with the pinky out?

 

[scratch]

Do you guys drink with the pinky out?

Behavior like that will get you kicked out of the Senior Driver's lounge and loss of Valet Parking at my Hub!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

This is actual footage of @Future drinking his beer

 

[Future]

This is actual footage of @Future drinking his beer
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Sob !

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Sob !

Same pipe cleaner arms.....

 

[vantexan]

Normally my Sommelier will suggest a Chardonnay while dining on fowl and fish, but I find them too dry for my palette. Like you, I prefer a fruitier red like Merlots or Pinot Noirs. A nice Moscato is a pleasant repast to enjoy with pheasant and is always worthy of consideration.

Do you wipe with your left hand?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Do you wipe with your left hand?

The driver's lounge has a bidet


@Future still thinks it's a water fountain

 

[scratch]

The driver's lounge has a bidet


@Future still thinks it's a water fountain

He can’t understand why it sits so close to the floor and has a warm water option, it’s difficult to drink out of.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

He can’t understand why it sits so close to the floor and has a warm water option, it’s difficult to drink out of.

@Future probably dropped his cellphone in it also!

 

[Wally]

Behavior like that will get you kicked out of the Senior Driver's lounge and loss of Valet Parking at my Hub!

Do not engage the peasantry. One cannot fight that type of breeding. And besides, we need them to park our cars at the club.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Do not engage the peasantry. One cannot fight that type of breeding. And besides, we need them to park our cars at the club.

Part time scum

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Part time scum

Just for that, you get an air package on the 8000 shelf tomorrow.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Just for that, you get an air package on the 8000 shelf tomorrow.

At least I can find it

 

[scratch]

@Future probably dropped his cellphone in it also!

I just spent a couple of hours re-building a toilet that wouldn’t flush right for my father-in-law. I replaced all the guts in the tank but that didn’t work, so I hauled the bowl outside and took the garden hose to it. I need to tell my sister-in-law that Holiday Inn ink pens aren’t a good idea to flush!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I just spent a couple of hours re-building a toilet that wouldn’t flush right for my father-in-law. I replaced all the guts in the tank in but that didn’t work, so I hauled the bowl outside and took the garden hose to it. I need to tell my sister-in-law that Holiday Inn ink pens aren’t a good idea to flush!

Cheers

 

[scratch]

Normally I don't drink evenings before work, but liquor is quicker. I'm going to visit Margaritaville and maybe make up some of my famous guacamole. I'm settled in watching the Braves beat the Padres.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

View attachment 255652 Normally I don't drink evenings before work, but liquor is quicker. I'm going to visit Margaritaville and maybe make up some of my famous guacamole. I'm settled in watching the Braves beat the Padres.

Cheers

 

[Wally]

View attachment 255652 Normally I don't drink evenings before work, but liquor is quicker. I'm going to visit Margaritaville and maybe make up some of my famous guacamole. I'm settled in watching the Braves beat the Padres.

You common folk guzzling from a pop-top can learn a lesson from Mr Scratch.

 

[BrownArmy]

I mean, it’s Canada, eh?