KoennenTiger
Well-Known Member
As a driver you go from place to place and see people "for the first time" every day, all day. I hear jokes from em, all day, every day. From the folks who can't actually talk to you and realize you're the exact same person there, every single day.
What jokes do you hear?
"Bring me a box of money next time" har har har
"Oh you brought me a box of money!" hardy har har never heard that one
"Hey while you're here take some of this air conditioning" lol
I will I'm climbing on your roof and tearing your ac unit off it's going on top of my truck now. 15' height limit
"The FedEx guy is right in front of you. Which truck will win har har?" (looks around at all the fat office cows who moo back). Chat with the X guy as we leave. Hear the moooooos in the background
Duuuurrrh "that box looks heavy" duuuurrrhh
What do you guys hear every day at every stop from every single anon drone who for some reason thinks they need to make a comment, but never actually talk to you?
What jokes do you hear?
"Bring me a box of money next time" har har har
"Oh you brought me a box of money!" hardy har har never heard that one
"Hey while you're here take some of this air conditioning" lol
I will I'm climbing on your roof and tearing your ac unit off it's going on top of my truck now. 15' height limit
"The FedEx guy is right in front of you. Which truck will win har har?" (looks around at all the fat office cows who moo back). Chat with the X guy as we leave. Hear the moooooos in the background
Duuuurrrh "that box looks heavy" duuuurrrhh
What do you guys hear every day at every stop from every single anon drone who for some reason thinks they need to make a comment, but never actually talk to you?