I looked, but most of the translators assume you used english to get to the site in the first place.
I had plenty of over-allow to give this more thought today, and believe I may have cracked the code. Similar to Al-Qaeda sleeper cells transmitting encrypted messages to each other, encryption software was used to create the original message. Obviously an attempt to hide his true identity. Watch the hidden words appear when the statement is subjected to the appropriate filter:
[Boomhauer]Yeah man, I tell you what man, that ol' UPS and start at this time around then dang ol' management rules and so on until that dang P.A.S. system! That's a lotta snow and wind tires don`t we all know man... like a dang ol' million. Anyway, talkin' about 20 years down with 16 left in building then dang ol' mechanic rides and lunch clock off? Tick. Tick. Tick. Man, just ain't right. Teamsters until election next contract![/Boomhauer]