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canon

Well-Known Member
around then management rules: This ones a little fuzzy. Dead sea scrolls don't indicate there was a time period when managment ever ruled. Putting a little analysis into the equation we were able to determine this time maybe 10:25. At this point there were no late airs and management felt good about theirselves. five minutes later the DCS screen lit upand ruined management morale as messages of late air rolled in.
Wow, I had no idea the complexity of the situation. Interesting finds you've uncovered, but I have to point out the time may have been earlier than first thought unless this was a period prior to Early AMs. We may need to seek the guidance of an online magic eightball. I hate to go that route unless absolutely necessary.
 

satellitedriver

Moderator
UPS and start at this time around then management rules and so on until P.A.S. system! Snow and wind tires don`t we all know. Anyway, 20 years down with 16 left in building then mechanic rides and lunch clock off? Teamsters until election next contract! :cool:

Hear me now and listen later!
 

3peaks

wicked GT05
I took the liberty of running this thru an online english to pirate translator. While the result isn't much more coherent, it isn't much worse either:
UPS an' start at this time around then captainship rules an' so on until P.A.S. system!
Snow an' wind tires dasn't we all know. Anyway, 20 voyages down wi' 16 port in buildin' then
mechanic rides an' lunch clock off? Teamsters until election next contract!



The latin translator seemed to make things worse:
UPS quod satus nunc inter tunc procuratio sceptrum ita in insquequo
P.A.S. ratio Snow quod ventus defessus don`t nos totus teneo.
Usquam , 20 annus down per left in aedificium edificium tunc mechanic veho
quod prandium clock off? Teamsters insquequo desumo tunc pactum!



Pig Latin proved to be somewhat more understandable than simple latin:
UPSWAY andway artstay atway isthay imetay aroundway enthay
anagementmay ulesray andway osay onway untilway PAY.Away.SAY.
ystemsay! Owsnay andway indway irestay onday`tay eway allway
owknay. Anywayway, 20 earsyay ownday ithway 16 eftlay inway
uildingbay enthay echanicmay idesray andway unchlay ockclay
offway? Eamsterstay untilway electionway extnay ontractcay!



Mixed results with the ebonics translator:
UPS an' start at dis here tyme around then management rules an' so on
until P.A.S. system! Snow an' wind tires don`t we's all know.
Anyway, 20 years down wiff 16 left in building then mechanic rides
an' lunch clock off? Teamsters until election next contract! what 'chew thinking man?



I tried the english to morse code translator too, but there are probably only a few of you out there who can decipher. Here it is for those of you still on dial-up:
..- .--. ... | .- -. -.. | ... - .- .-. - | .- - | - .... .. ... | - .. -- . | .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. |
- .... . -. | -- .- -. .- --. . -- . -. - | .-. ..- .-.. . ... | .- -. -.. | ... --- | --- -.
| ..- -. - .. .-.. | .--. | ..--.. | .- | ..--.. | ... | ..--.. | | ... -.-- ... - . -- |
..--.. | | ... -. --- .-- | .- -. -.. | .-- .. -. -.. | - .. .-. . ... | -.. --- -. | - |
.-- . | .- .-.. .-.. | -.- -. --- .-- | ..--.. | | .- -. -.-- .-- .- -.-- | --..-- | |
| | | -.-- . .- .-. ... | -.. --- .-- -. | .-- .. - .... | | | | .-.. . ..-. - | .. -. |
-... ..- .. .-.. -.. .. -. --. | - .... . -. | -- . -.-. .... .- -. .. -.-. | .-. .. -.. . ... |
.- -. -.. | .-.. ..- -. -.-. .... | -.-. .-.. --- -.-. -.- | --- ..-. ..-. |
| - . .- -- ... - . .-. ... | ..- -. - .. .-.. | . .-.. . -.-. - .. --- -. | -. . -..- - |
-.-. --- -. - .-. .- -.-. - | ..--.. | |

Hope this helps.
thanks canon,:lol:
even though i understood the original post the first time i read it, and it made sense in it's original format, im sure these translation's have helped many. i will admit i had a little trouble reading it in the morse code format, but it did bring back some child hood memories. i loved my STAR TREK walkie - talkie's with the morse code feature.
 

Catatonic

Nine Lives
This one is worth resurrecting from the archives...hilariously funny.

Especially the original post, the "put the beer down and step away from the can" and the various translations.

I believe I remember this dialogue from Twin Peaks movie.
 
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fethrs

Well-Known Member
If I had a couple of Boones Farms Strawberry Hills in me I could translate that for you but it's Tuesday and I don't drink during the week, sorry, and yes to everyone out there, I do drink it and I like it and I know it tastes like Kool-Aid.:bloodshot: but this is me the next day...lol
 

badpal.

avoiding brown kool-aid
I looked, but most of the translators assume you used english to get to the site in the first place.

I had plenty of over-allow to give this more thought today, and believe I may have cracked the code. Similar to Al-Qaeda sleeper cells transmitting encrypted messages to each other, encryption software was used to create the original message. Obviously an attempt to hide his true identity. Watch the hidden words appear when the statement is subjected to the appropriate filter:

[Boomhauer]Yeah man, I tell you what man, that ol' UPS and start at this time around then dang ol' management rules and so on until that dang P.A.S. system! That's a lotta snow and wind tires don`t we all know man... like a dang ol' million. Anyway, talkin' about 20 years down with 16 left in building then dang ol' mechanic rides and lunch clock off? Tick. Tick. Tick. Man, just ain't right. Teamsters until election next contract![/Boomhauer]
yep...*sip*...yep...
 

tiegirl

tiegirl
I read between the lines Listen Everyone

Come on everybody. Can you not tell this guy is way stressed out about UPS because he has been treated as less than a human being. He has been with Brown for 20 years and he could still put a half way smile on at the end of his statement when all he really wanted to say was, I really love my job, my customers and my paycheck but the way I am treated sucks. It is real simple. Maybe he should have chosen one of these whatever faces. :whiteflag::wornout:


UPS and start at this time around then management rules and so on until P.A.S. system! Snow and wind tires don`t we all know. Anyway, 20 years down with 16 left in building then mechanic rides and lunch clock off? Teamsters until election next contract! :cool:
 

ol'browneye

Well-Known Member
much too deep for me. After digging up some guidance from the translaters of the dead sea scrolls I was able to come up with the following:

UPS: Great brown benefactor who pays well but works the piss out of me.

And start at this time: Start time picked by IE person that desginates the time a driver should start work. In using superior IE calculations you select a time that is a half hour before the preload finishes and an hour before your NDA's are due to be delivered.

around then management rules: This ones a little fuzzy. Dead sea scrolls don't indicate there was a time period when managment ever ruled. Putting a little analysis into the equation we were able to determine this time maybe 10:25. At this point there were no late airs and management felt good about theirselves. five minutes later the DCS screen lit upand ruined management morale as messages of late air rolled in.

And so on until P.A.S. system: and so it went until PAS was installed and gave management a convient excuse for their shortcomings.

Snow and wind tires don't we all know:There are some things we as mere mortals were never meant to understand. This is one of them.

Snow and wind tires don`t we all know. Anyway, 20 years down with 16 left in building then mechanic rides and lunch clock off:
A clear reference to the Apocolypse. The world will end when a battered beaten driver with 20 years on the road who takes a mechanics position for 16 years until retirement decides to go to lunch.

Teamsters until election next contract! A clear reference to a handfull of teamsters who somehow will continue to believe the teamsters have made them wealthy with their 250 dollars a month retirement pay.
Tie, you got me rollin' on this one!!!!LOL:rofl:
 

HEFFERNAN

Huge Member
Thanks for bringing it back Hoax

I stared at the first post for a half hour and still have no idea what this guy was trying to say. Funny posts by Canon and Tieguy make this a keeper.
 

dilligaf

IN VINO VERITAS
Maybe RAW is ok now. Maybe RAW can clear this up for us. It has been 2 yrs. Maybe they changed his medication.:happy2:


RAW are you ok talking about this?
 

MonavieLeaker

Bringin Teh_Lulz
UPS and start at this time around then management rules and so on until P.A.S. system! Snow and wind tires don`t we all know. Anyway, 20 years down with 16 left in building then mechanic rides and lunch clock off? Teamsters until election next contract! :cool:

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