Lottery Fever!

[Jackburton]

Okay. I bought the winning tickets. No need for y’all to waste your money.

PM me the party details, got a companion pass on Southwest I’ll bring the Mrs. with.

 

[rod]

Odds of winning both pots------1 in 64 quadtrillion or something like that.

 

[brownIEman]

Odds of winning both pots------1 in 64 quadtrillion or something like that.

So... You're saying I've got a chance? Sweet!

 

[Returntosender]

Odds of winning both pots------1 in 64 quadtrillion or something like that.

If I win I’ll donate to your golf fund

 

[Slow walker]

If I win the lottery I'll find out just how good the union is.Wonder how long it'll take them to fire me?I'd probably DR everything to the wrong houses for as long as I could get away with it

 

[BSWALKS]

 

[upschuck]

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$4?

 

[BSWALKS]

$4?

Hopefully $6. Break even point.

 

[Wally]

Two big winners, one in each game, Mega Millions and Powerball.

$570M Powerball ticket sold in New Hampshire

 

[BSWALKS]

Look for the guy with a few new flannel shirts and flock of mail order sheep. You've found the winner.

 

[rod]

Better luck next time

 

[Rack em]

Didn't win the powerball, but I did win almost $2,000 at the casino last night. I probably should have bought some lottery tickets after since I was so lucky yesterday.

 

[Babagounj]

Don't fret about not getting the Big One , usually in the next drawing or two someone wins a smaller jackpot . And mostly nobody cares .

 

[rod]

Didn't win the powerball, but I did win almost $2,000 at the casino last night. I probably should have bought some lottery tickets after since I was so lucky yesterday.

I had a friend who "always won"-----then you would find out the truth from his ex wife.

 

[Rack em]

I had a friend who "always won"-----then you would find out the truth from his ex wife.

Haha, I don't win very often and this is the most I've ever walked away with. I just go for the entertainment and free drinks, but I picked the right machine and the right time. My buddy and co worker didn't have the same fortune, but I at least paid for his dinner.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Haha, I don't win very often and this is the most I've ever walked away with. I just go for the entertainment and free drinks, but I picked the right machine and the right time. My buddy and co worker didn't have the same fortune, but I at least paid for his dinner.

Did they give you a 1099?

 

[3 done 3 to go]

And yes my streak continues.

 

[Rack em]

Did they give you a 1099?

Didn't need one, I didn't print any tickets for more than $700.

 

[rod]

A 20 year old kid won the 451 million dollar Mega Millions prize. Good for him. He can buy all the Pokeman cards he wants to now. $281,875,000 take home after taxes.

 

[Mr. Marshall]

I have a special hatred for the lottery as it is a government sponsored tool to prey on the poor and the stupid. The poorest in America spend something mind boggling like 9 percent of their total income on lottery because they see it as their only way out. On top of that the billions generate never seem to make it to the programs that they were designed to help.