Morning stretches

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

If it isn't in the contract it doesn't matter.
I wouldn't stretch unless directed by a certified professional.
I got paid to deliver and pick up packages.
I never filled out the DOK crap or recited useless crap during Space and Visibility rides.
Contract doesn't say it is a requirement of the job.

 

[BigUnionGuy]

That chick isn't wearing a belt or a green vest.

How many UPS employee's (management too)

Are wondering;


Where is she from ?

If she only met me.... she could be my girlfriend.

 

[Eat Sleep Fish]

I usually stretch at home for a bit before I leave. The way the company wants you to stretch is comical. You can't do 5 different stretches in less than 5 minutes and be "warmed up". Who is making these decisions? It's funny when we see the new greenhorn supe and he's got his crew out in the open for all to see and they are stretching. We heckle them quite a bit.

 

[Wally]

How many UPS employee's (management too)

Are wondering;


Where is she from ?

If she only met me.... she could be my girlfriend.

That was @silverbullet2893 "s old girlfriend. She dumped him because he cared more about hockey than doing her.

 

[Edd O'Rion]

I’m still stretched out from yesterday.

 

[Eat Sleep Fish]

UPS needs to invest in some Vax D tables. Braveheart inspiration.

 

[OrionsBitch]

They only make us stretch to get some insurance discount or some bull

 

[john chesney]

I wonder if he's "power walking" with his wife...

He warms and stretch’s her out for me so when he leaves for work she’s good to go. I love retirement

 

[john chesney]

That chick isn't wearing a belt or a green vest.

I’d like to see some of her moves in the sack

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Seriously I would love to see someone fall over and get hurt during the stretches. That would put an end to them.

 

[Frankie's Friend]

How many UPS employee's (management too)

Are wondering;


Where is she from ?

If she only met me.... she could be my girlfriend.

Looks like she only flips for feeders.

 

[SmithBarney]

Cold stretching has been proven to do more harm than good.

True, but some park 1/2 mile from the building, so they all get a nice warm up walk/jog.

 

[TheMachine]

All warm up stretching should be dynamic. Static stretching cold muscles is asking for strains and pulls.

I have never participated in stretching at UPS.

 

[Wit Cho Yo Goofass]

Are you kidding me? Our center manager was laughing as they shoved the new morning calisthenics up our ass...some suck ass safety committee “union member” demonstrating some aerobic B.S.!! They tell us it is not an option!! We WILL do them!! If we get to stretch on the clock...then never again will they have a reason to blame me for an overextended break...just preparing for the last 4 hrs of my day!

They tried that at our terminal about 2 yrs ago... it didn’t last long.

 

[Big Babooba]

They stretch but I can't. I would have to put my coffee down.

 

[ManInBrown]

If you want to see a feeder driver hustle just tell him they've got donuts at the dispatch office.

Greatest thing about feeders. I barely even talk to my sup. I’m now treated like an adult.

 

[Eat Sleep Fish]

True, but some park 1/2 mile from the building, so they all get a nice warm up walk/jog.

If I double shift during the day time my spot I park in at night is taken by the 2 Day people. That means I have to park at the hangar and walk about a 1/4 mile just to get to the guard shack. Helps my step count for the day though but I still don't like it.