I have it on good authority that Socks is now on "special assignment."
He has been placed in charge of auditing excess paperclip usage in Fargo, North Dakota. Those guys have been running at .03% over their Corporate allotment, and UPSSOCKS is just the guy they need to go in there and kick some ass and get to the bottom of the situation.
Lets all wish SOCKS success in this new phase of his career!
I thought I had good people skills but, I am not around any people.