My Identical Twin Works For Me Sometimes, Usually On Saturdays.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by anonymous6, Aug 9, 2009.

  1. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    saturdays best cause no mangement is around and all he has to do is driver feeder.

    he is a better driver than me anyway and I like the occasional saturday off.

    hope we don't get in trouble.
  2. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    Is this acid flashback sunday?
  3. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    Thats such a real story. The saturdays your working hes working your wife how would she know/?
  4. Dustyroads

    Dustyroads New Member

    sounds like a plot for a good mystery
  5. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Mystery Hell! You got the makings of a good movie!
  6. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    The only thing missing from this real story is the intro line.

    Dear Penthouse.........

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  7. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    Shouldnt this go under mine is bigger than yours thread? lol
  8. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    I think he said identical, not fraternal.:happy2:
  9. trouble maker

    trouble maker Member

  10. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    well we married twin sisters back in 1991 so you can use your imagination.
  11. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    Are you kidding? The closest thing I've ever heard to this was my Dad and his brother marrying my Mom and her sister. The funny thing about all of this is, none of us look like our cousins.:surprised:
  12. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    This is definitely movie material!!!!!:wink2:
  13. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    got pictures of those sisters for the (2) guys who work saturday.:surprised:
  14. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Already done The Prestige (2006 )
    It has quite of a twist ending.
  15. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    He ran out of hrs yesterday, something about an air show and goings on at Candlestick in San Fran holding up traffic for hrs.

    had to pick him up and bring the rig in. oh well. working two hrs was better than the fifteen he put in.

    he's going back to Alaska until I need him again when the snow starts flying.
  16. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    orangp your a whack attack.
  17. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    I never thought this would happen to me......
  18. spif91

    spif91 Member

    I think I have heard it all now.........
  19. JRKey

    JRKey New Member

    LOL! I need a twin to work for me now and again......when will cloning be legal I wonder?
  20. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    UPS is a major contributer to clone research. Once they are successful we all will be outta jobs.

    I heard they will build barracks out back and clone the superstar runners.

    Their timeframe is 2026 so i'll retired by then * I Hope )