My kind of woman

tarbar66

Well-Known Member
He found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other
people, no supplies... Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most
gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief, he asks
her,

"Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

"I rowed over from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed
here when my cruise ship sank."

"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up
with you."

"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw material
found on the island.

I whittled the oars from gum tree branches; wove the bottom from palm
branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

"But ... but ... that's impossible," stutters Ed. "You had no tools or
hardware. How did you manage?"

"Oh, no problem," replies the woman. "On the South side of the island,
there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed.

I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted
into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools
to make the hardware." Ed is stunned.


"Let's row over to my place," she says.

After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf.

As Ed looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is
a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and
white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp
rope, he can only stare ahead, dumbstruck.

As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I
call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like to have a drink?"

"No, no thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut
juice." "It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I built a still.
How about a Pina Colada?"

Trying to hide his continued amazement, he accepts, and they sit down
on her hand-woven couch to talk. After they have exchanged their
stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more
comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a
razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."

No longer questioning anything, Ed goes into the bathroom. There, in
the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a
hollow-ground edge are fastened on to its end inside of a swivel
mechanism. "WOW! This woman is amazing," he muses, "what next?"

When he returns, she greets him wearing 'nothing but vines'
strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons
for him to sit down next to her.

"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've
been out here for a really long time. I know you've been lonely.
There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now,
something you've been longing for all these months. You know..."

She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing! "You
mean ...", he swallows excitedly, "We can watch the Steelers game from
 

Jones

fILE A GRIEVE!
Staff member
Thank Jones--------------you know how hard it is to find pictures of naked girls on the internet.:wink2:
I'm there for ya bud :wink2:

But the real hook for me was getting baked and playing WoW all day, since that's essentially my plan for retirement.
 
D

Dis-organized Labor

Guest
I'd like to see the picture of the pregnant Janet Reno again.......

I actually saw some "Hotness" in her eyes and hips....
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Why would I be kidding.....she's a cancer survivor.....that's a chemo hairstyle she's wearing.
She's the ex-CEO of Hewlitt Packard and she's going to kick Barbara Boxer's ass out of California politics in the next election!

She's got brains, she's a fighter & survivor, she's actually worked in the real world and........bimbo is not on her resume!
No, I'm not kidding.
 

Jones

fILE A GRIEVE!
Staff member
Why would I be kidding.....she's a cancer survivor.....that's a chemo hairstyle she's wearing.
She's the ex-CEO of Hewlitt Packard and she's going to kick Barbara Boxer's ass out of California politics in the next election!

She's got brains, she's a fighter & survivor, she's actually worked in the real world and........bimbo is not on her resume!
No, I'm not kidding.
She's got her work cut out for her there. Boxer leads her in the polls by a pretty good margin, and she's also a prodigious fund raiser. Fiorina likely has a tough primary battle on her hands as well.
 
Why would I be kidding.....she's a cancer survivor.....that's a chemo hairstyle she's wearing.
She's the ex-CEO of Hewlitt Packard and she's going to kick Barbara Boxer's ass out of California politics in the next election!

She's got brains, she's a fighter & survivor, she's actually worked in the real world and........bimbo is not on her resume!
No, I'm not kidding.

Bimbos need love too!
 
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