New uniforms

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Kanovic, Jan 21, 2020.

  1. Bluefootedoobie

    Bluefootedoobie Damage Inc.

    Why in the hell would they get rid of pockets.
     
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  2. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    These pants are so light and airy. My sperm thank you aramArk for not melting them.
     
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  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

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    What is this tiny inside pocket for? Hard to see, but its maybe 2" wide and 3" tall...
     
  4. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    PS, the material in the jacket seems like it will tear pretty easily.
     
  5. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Weed?
     
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  6. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Spare hearing aid batteries for the old drivers.
     
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  7. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    Condoms?
     
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  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    your route honeys probably prefer a little debbie
     
  9. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Almost Honest

    That's where @Covemastah keeps his flip phone he bought in 1997.
     
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  11. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    Who uses those?
     
  12. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    You don't say!
     
  13. They little pocket is probably big enough to hold your little paycheck
     
  14. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I figured it out. It'sthe perfect size for "chapstick".
     
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  15. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Too bad we don't wear jackets out here.
     
  16. He needs there too. How do you think he gets all of those dead days off?
     
  17. If it was 60° your candy ass would be wearing one.
     
  18. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Oh ffs
     
  19. Yeet

    Yeet Inbound, turnaround, go to town

    Word on the street here they run a size bigger than twinhill. I just ordered a raincoat, vest, heavy and light jacket a few days ago. We can’t order the dry fit shirts here yet.
     
  20. undies

    undies Active Member

    Maybe it’s time for me to lose some weight and dig out my old uniforms from 15 years ago!