Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by Code 82 Approved, Jan 28, 2018.
Requesting jokes and trolling.
I left fedex a bit over a year ago but I want to come back now.
I left Fedex a year ago and I don’t want to come back...
Did you hear FedEx and UPS are Merging...
What happens when you stick your hand in hot ice?
I was walking past a FedEx Ground building the other day when I saw a bunch of Ground guys passing around a hypodermic needle, injecting drugs. I was shocked, and said "Hey you guys, don't you know you can get AIDS from doing that?" One of them said "Hey, no way, we're all wearing condoms!"
Yes, and they’re gonna call it UPSEX!
(that’s the way to turn it around on ‘em)
Dammit, who was cutting onions while I wuz watching diss???
I deliver chewy and premium pet food in Styrofoam boxes weekly to a pet hospice home in the farmlands & these pets are always happy, living each day to the fullest.
Awesome caretakers and volunteers that I've delivered to their own homes, so they know this FedEx Home Delivery driver that tries to get their stuff by curfew (2100) so they can rest without any distractions.
Oldie butt goodie:
I can't believe some people still didn't see the arrow
No lie, I worked here for two years before a little kid at a stop pointed it out to me
One day a bunch of little Amish kids were standing around looking at it on my truck. My response........." Could it be Satan". It just molested their brainwashed little minds.
LoL, thank goodness I deliver in a rural area now... I don't miss da hood at all!
Is she an amazon driver?
“Did you you know there’s an arrow in you guyses’ name?”
This almost always precedes the “Hey, didja hear Fedex and UPS are merging?” gutbuster.
I'll post a notice in NF2.
Water is wet
@RonBurgandy?????????? weighs less than me
So you weigh less than 300 pounds!
oh this is a gem; i get this at least once a month from a customer... "is dat my box of monies???"
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