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vantexan

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I was walking past a FedEx Ground building the other day when I saw a bunch of Ground guys passing around a hypodermic needle, injecting drugs. I was shocked, and said "Hey you guys, don't you know you can get AIDS from doing that?" One of them said "Hey, no way, we're all wearing condoms!" :)
 

OrioN

double tap o da horn dooshbag

Dammit, who was cutting onions while I wuz watching diss???

I deliver chewy and premium pet food in Styrofoam boxes weekly to a pet hospice home in the farmlands & these pets are always happy, living each day to the fullest.

Awesome caretakers and volunteers that I've delivered to their own homes, so they know this FedEx Home Delivery driver that tries to get their stuff by curfew (2100) so they can rest without any distractions.
 

OrioN

double tap o da horn dooshbag

LoL, thank goodness I deliver in a rural area now... I don't miss da hood at all!
 

Route 66

Slapped Upside-da-Head Member
“Did you you know there’s an arrow in you guyses’ name?”
This almost always precedes the “Hey, didja hear Fedex and UPS are merging?” gutbuster.
 

OrioN

double tap o da horn dooshbag
oh this is a gem; i get this at least once a month from a customer... "is dat my box of monies???"







hmmm, not!
 
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