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Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by Code 82 Approved, Jan 28, 2018.

  1. Code 82 Approved

    Code 82 Approved Titanium Plus+ Level Member with benefits!

    Requesting jokes and trolling.
     
  2. overflowed

    overflowed Well-Known Member

    I left fedex a bit over a year ago but I want to come back now.
     
  3. Schweddy

    Schweddy Balls

    I left Fedex a year ago and I don’t want to come back...
     
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  4. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    Did you hear FedEx and UPS are Merging...

    StarFish
     
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  5. Schweddy

    Schweddy Balls

    What happens when you stick your hand in hot ice?
     
  6. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    I was walking past a FedEx Ground building the other day when I saw a bunch of Ground guys passing around a hypodermic needle, injecting drugs. I was shocked, and said "Hey you guys, don't you know you can get AIDS from doing that?" One of them said "Hey, no way, we're all wearing condoms!" :)
     
  7. Route 66

    Route 66 I’m Gonna Puma Pants Member

    Yes, and they’re gonna call it UPSEX!

    (that’s the way to turn it around on ‘em) :sailor:
     
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  8. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag



    Dammit, who was cutting onions while I wuz watching diss???

    I deliver chewy and premium pet food in Styrofoam boxes weekly to a pet hospice home in the farmlands & these pets are always happy, living each day to the fullest.

    Awesome caretakers and volunteers that I've delivered to their own homes, so they know this FedEx Home Delivery driver that tries to get their stuff by curfew (2100) so they can rest without any distractions.
     
  9. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    Oldie butt goodie:

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    I can't believe some people still didn't see the arrow

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  10. Damon77

    Damon77 Member

    No lie, I worked here for two years before a little kid at a stop pointed it out to me
     
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  11. bacha29

    bacha29 Well-Known Member

    One day a bunch of little Amish kids were standing around looking at it on my truck. My response........." Could it be Satan". It just molested their brainwashed little minds.
     
  12. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag



    LoL, thank goodness I deliver in a rural area now... I don't miss da hood at all!
     
  13. Schweddy

    Schweddy Balls

    Is she an amazon driver?
     
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  14. Route 66

    Route 66 I’m Gonna Puma Pants Member

    “Did you you know there’s an arrow in you guyses’ name?”
    This almost always precedes the “Hey, didja hear Fedex and UPS are merging?” gutbuster.
     
  15. Catatonic

    Catatonic Nine Lives

    I'll post a notice in NF2.
     
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  16. Boxslinger11

    Boxslinger11 Next gen teamster

    Water is wet
     
  17. Boxslinger11

    Boxslinger11 Next gen teamster

  18. Catatonic

    Catatonic Nine Lives

    OK.
    So you weigh less than 300 pounds!
     
  19. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    oh this is a gem; i get this at least once a month from a customer... "is dat my box of monies???"

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    hmmm, not!
     
  20. bacha29

    bacha29 Well-Known Member