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[Poop Head]

[QUOTE="OrioN, post: 3346112, member: 58562]

LoL, thank goodness I deliver in a rural area now... I don't miss da hood at all![/QUOTE]
Your vernacular says otherwise

 

[bacha29]

Even though I live in the MidAtlantic region the area I covered was something right out of the movie Deliverance, about as backward,racist, ignorant and inbred a place you could possibly find. Their two main questions? "What is it"? My answer. "It's a box o friend weapons grade plutonium from you friends at Terrorists Anonymous". The other question. "What's in it"? My answer. "A case of Colt 45,a bucket of chicken and a white woman." Never a verbal response only your classic Bugs Bunny information overload look on their faces. When your dealing with a single phase mind in a 3 phase world with the other two legs grounding out there is simply no reaction because they just don't get it.

 

[Code 82 Approved]

Oh my God I just found this CD in a moving box for a cool network called AOL!

 

[BootsOnTarmac]

Even though I live in the MidAtlantic region the area I covered was something right out of the movie Deliverance, about as backward,racist, ignorant and inbred a place you could possibly find. Their two main questions? "What is it"? My answer. "It's a box o friend weapons grade plutonium from you friends at Terrorists Anonymous". The other question. "What's in it"? My answer. "A case of Colt 45,a bucket of chicken and a white woman." Never a verbal response only your classic Bugs Bunny information overload look on their faces. When your dealing with a single phase mind in a 3 phase world with the other two legs grounding out there is simply no reaction because they just don't get it.

I truly respect your knowledge of electricity and stupid people.

 

[vantexan]

I truly respect your knowledge of electricity and stupid people.

Did he stick his finger in a socket?

 

[bacha29]

Did he stick his finger in a socket?

Flying a kite during a thunderstorm.

 

[Route 66]

Did he stick his finger in a socket?

Took massive stinky in vehicle (while driving).

 

[OrioN]

I have a chicken like that in my truck to mess with the dogs on my route, butt didn't know it was a musical instrument

 

[fatboy33]

"STAY DRY OUT THERE", as I expect to see Noah's ark float by.

 

[Fred's Myth]

I have a chicken like that in my truck to mess with the dogs on my route, butt didn't know it was a musical instrument

Justin Bieber's voice coach?

 

[OrioN]

Justin Bieber's voice coach?

I guess so, that chicken gave him this song:

 

[OrioN]

"STAY DRY OUT THERE", as I expect to see Noah's ark float by.

heh, how about

Stay Warm out thurr!!!

...as i run around in shorts all winter...

 

[OrioN]

my rescue beagle, Mr. Fasso, can't howl for some reason... i showed him this vid and no reaction

 

[Hatch76]

offtopic

 

[Schweddy]

The Longest Joke in the World

 

[Peytonmanning11]

 

[Peytonmanning11]

Very true

 

[OrioN]

So one Saturday night, I was walking up a dirt driveway with a Wal-Mart box & a group of dogs were trotting towards me...

I had a few dog biscuits in my pocket and proceeded to throw them some treats... they went for it.

As I walk up to the porch, I see the customer with a puzzled look...

scan, DR MC, "have a good weekend!"

Customer

are you OK?

OrioN

Yeah, but your dogs ate all my treats

Customer

Those weren't my dogs; they're coyotes!

OrioN:

OrioN

allrighty then, can u escort me wif yo shotgun back to my delivery vehicle so I can deliver to the other customers on my route tonight?

I had to look it up that night to confirm that coyotes are free roaming in my boonies route.

no wonder I deliver Soo many 9mm & shotgun bullets to my customers, no signature required

 

[MAKAVELI]

So one Saturday night, I was walking up a dirt driveway with a Wal-Mart box & a group of dogs were trotting towards me...

I had a few dog biscuits in my pocket and proceeded to throw them some treats... they went for it.

As I walk up to the porch, I see the customer with a puzzled look...

scan, DR MC, "have a good weekend!"

Customer

OrioN

Customer

OrioN:

OrioN


I had to look it up that night to confirm that coyotes are free roaming in my boonies route.

no wonder I deliver Soo many 9mm & shotgun bullets to my customers, no signature required

Cool story bro.

 

[OrioN]

I didn't knew what this flag meant

So red are fire fighters and blue are cops... those customers always get small arms boxes from time to time as well. Go figure... a few gun ranges too, but I never had to deliver to any of them lately