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[Indecisi0n]

Or rural route drivers' gut...

How much belly button lint does he collect?

 

[Brown echo]

So i stop at the store got some juice 30 min later , My stomach started to hurts , i was about 20 min to my next stop and need to get to the bathroom asp , I was sweating bullets , last minute decision was bad no toilet paper and water started to come out , the wall and the toilet was a mess brown all over and guess , what happen next?.............

 

[Route 66]

Donald Trump mysteriously appeared and tossed a roll of 4-ply Charmin over the partition?

 

[Brown echo]

69 Tips for Love game idea ,1) make sure you have some bubble bath water ready for her.

 

[Brown echo]

69 tips 2) have some wine and fruit ready in the bedroom waiting.

 

[Brown echo]

69 tips 3) Make sure you play the right song

 

[TNT Frosty]

69 tips 3) Make sure you play the right song

Something like this song? James brown is the hint

 

[OrioN]

Ugh, snowstorm in March closed down the HD terminal, but Ground next door is open.

Time for much needed maintenance on my truck...

 

[OrioN]

Aww yeah! New set of tires (just after the last snowstorm of the season) , oil change... done by noon

 

[dezguy]

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Aww yeah! New set of tires (just after the last snowstorm of the season) , oil change... done by noon

You pay for those yourself? Or did you just go out and buy an air gun with your own money and put them on, on your time off?

 

[Operational needs]

I read on the FedEx Employees Facebook page that a Freight manager and his wife were included in the number of dead in Alabama from the tornadoes. Sad for them and their families.

 

[SmithBarney]

You ever get that ticking noise after driving thru a stone driveway? Where a rock gets stuck in the tread& you need a pen to use as a toothpick to pop it off?

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30 stops to go... whipped out my glass cleaner to check for air bubbles and a screw driver to pry it off...

Protip, don't pry it out unless you are parked at a tire shop.. it might be holding all your air in.

 

[dezguy]

Protip, don't pry it out unless you are parked at a tire shop.. it might be holding all your air in.

Just park it and call the station for a tow.

... Oh wait...

 

[Operational needs]

FedEx Driver Quietly Shovels Snow Off Widow’s Porch After Learning Her Husband Recently Died


Your parents raised you right Brian.

 

[Route 66]

Watch, FedEx will see that and call for the guy’s head for some idiotic reason.

 

[MAKAVELI]

Watch, FedEx will see that and call for the guy’s head for some idiotic reason.

More likely they will use as a propaganda piece on Frontline.

 

[Fred's Myth]

More likely they will use as a propaganda piece on Frontline.

Careful, this will become a new value added service if Corporate gets wind of it!

 

[Route 66]

More likely they will use as a propaganda piece on Frontline.

and then they’ll can his ass.

 

[Brown echo]

FedEx and UPS don't have to worry about legal Cannabis drug text .....

 

[Brown echo]

Management need to relax too, either recreational or medical Cannabis