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[sailfish]

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• AnonNews.co
• The Blaze
• Breitbart
• Crooks and Liars
• Daily Wire
• The Free Thought Project
• Infowars
• The Independent Journal Review
• Occupy Democrats
• Upworthy

That's a list of satirical and allegedly misleading news sites as claimed by the TDS-afflicted Elizabeth King. That does not equate a source to satire in the way that The Onion is, nor would it lessen the factuality of simping's hardcore prominence even if it was. Ironically, the article has hypocritically proven (likely intentionally) to be misleading itself.

 

[oldngray]

That's a list of satirical and allegedly misleading news sites as claimed by the TDS-afflicted Elizabeth King. That does not equate a source to satire in the way that The Onion is, nor would it lessen the factuality of simping's hardcore prominence even if it was. Ironically, the article has hypocritically proven (likely intentionally) to be misleading itself.

The Onion isn't even funny any more. The Babylon Bee is much better.

 

[sailfish]

The Onion isn't even funny any more. The Babylon Bee is much better.

In the Onion's defense, it's hard to compete with reality these days.

 

[BrownFlush]

“A fool and his money are soon parted”.

She and her parents are Christians in name only.

"laid back" translation "in name only"

 

[floridays]

Also don’t forget the donation basket.

I got a twenty as it went by today, how much did you get?

 

[floridays]

This could be a very sensitive distinction for those who have acquired a Trumpy Bear over the last few years.

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You're eaten up with it, it used to be funny. The guy is gone now, he's not your boss anymore. Take a breath.

 

[floridays]

My sister bought me a Trump bobble head for Christmas. I have no idea what I’m supposed to do with it. Lol.

Put it next to your Brett Favre bobble head silly.

 

[Box Ox]

You're eaten up with it, it used to be funny. The guy is gone now, he's not your boss anymore. Take a breath.

You do know that was posted on January 20, right?

 

[floridays]

0 im disgusted by this kind of indulgence and also *s who buy expensive cars.

Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Al Gore, Nancy piglosi, etc.

Oh you didn't mention jets or private jet usage. All are equal in socialism, some are just more equal than others, don'tcha know.

 

[floridays]

You do know that was posted on January 20, right?

I do, was it before or after 12pm?
Doesn't matter, he still eats your wheaties.
Give it up, he still burns your ass up.

What do you have planned for impeachment trial Part Deux, you know when you clowns can finally run him out of town?

A pajama party with the snowflakes?

 

[Box Ox]

I do, was it before or after 12pm?

Still January 20th. The COVID hadn't yet been fully scrubbed out of the White House and McCarthy hadn't yet made his appointment to head down to Florida to suck his God Emperor's fat little toes.

What do you have planned for impeachment trial Part Deux, you know when you clowns can finally run him out of town?

I'm gonna be here making kissy faces at you.

 

[floridays]

Still January 20th. The COVID hadn't yet been fully scrubbed out of the White House and McCarthy hadn't yet made his appointment to head down to Florida to suck his God Emperor's fat little toes.


I'm gonna be here making kissy faces at you.

I'd feel slighted if you weren't and didn't.

I'm gonna enjoy the next four years, Lord willing.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

The Onion isn't even funny any more. The Babylon Bee is much better.

I think I've read one Onion article that elicited a minor chortle. The rest have been completely devoid of humor.

 

[rickyb]

Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Al Gore, Nancy piglosi, etc.

Oh you didn't mention jets or private jet usage. All are equal in socialism, some are just more equal than others, don'tcha know.

one of those are not quite like the others. what car does bernie got?

 

[Indecisi0n]

I got a twenty as it went by today, how much did you get?

I just got a sore ass.

 

[floridays]

one of those are not quite like the others. what car does bernie got?

I raised you one, he's a private jet usage guy.

 

[rickyb]

I raised you one, he's a private jet usage guy.

why does he do that?

dicaprio does it too. i would rather them say and do something than nothing though.

 

[floridays]

why does he do that?

dicaprio does it too. i would rather them say and do something than nothing though.

Because they are more equal than you.

I already noted that all were equal in socialism, some are just more equal.

They are blowing smoke up your skirt rickyb.

 

[rickyb]

Because they are more equal than you.

I already noted that all were equal in socialism, some are just more equal.

They are blowing smoke up your skirt rickyb.

no theyre not but they arent perfect either. they live within this system. im not sure which actors i admire the most for their socialism. favorite directors for socialism are george lucas, the wachowskis, james cameron.

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

People who have nice cars offend @rickyb?
That's cute.