Oscar Night

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by thedownhillEXPRESS, Feb 24, 2013.

  1. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    In honor of Hollywood's biggest night.........

    Who would play Fred in his life story?

    What would it be called?

    Who could play MT3?

    How soon would the first lie be told in the movie?
  2. Gumby

    Gumby *

  3. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    For all 4 questions?
  4. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Gary Coleman would have made a great MT3.....RIP Gary.........
  5. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    1. Steve Martin

    2. The Lying Jerk

    3. Al Roker

    4. The first line. "I was born a poor black child".

    MAKAVELI Well-Known Member

    Al Pacino and Samuel L Jackson in Screwed an unauthorized biography of Fred Smith how he fu cked up FedEx.
  7. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

  8. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

  9. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    Fred would reprise his role as the Emperor in the Star Wars Trilogy. First Lie? "MFE, I am your father!" Or was it?:whistling
  10. jmeti000

    jmeti000 Member

    I dunno, but I hate awards season...cuts into all my favorite shows.


    That is one of my favorite movies...
  12. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Pretty funny. Trains, Planes, and Automobiles is even better IMO.

    FEDXMAN New Member

    MT3 could be played by Herman Cain
  14. Nick9075

    Nick9075 Member

    Serious -- who the :censored2: cares... I guess the Oscars are good for 'non offensive' conversation with someone these days -- only sports, weather, traffic, celebrities,TV show and the 'addition' on the house are safe to talk about these days with someone else
  15. Route 66

    Route 66 Bent Member

    1. Rich Little

    2. 'Freddie Does Everyone'

    3. Cee Lo Green (singing his hit song ':censored2: You!')

    4. First lie will appear within the opening credits of the movie, but the audience won't be made aware of it until sometime into the second half. Some of the audience will still simply just not get it right up to the bitter end. Coincidentally enough, these are always the same folks who order the grape Kool-Aid from the snack bar.
  16. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    What are "The Oscars"? Is it that dude on "The Office"?