Our Company Covers Gym Memberships?

[Wally]

Just walk in and tell them you are with UPS. And start pumping iron.

 

[Brownslave688]

You try holding a glass of wine with a cigar in your mouth and rolling a ball at the same time...not easy pal.

You could also use your vagina to hold the glass of wine.

 

[Turdferguson]

False---didn't have a free membership when I was working, didn't get one when I retired (paid $42 a month for a Y membership after I retired) . Had to wait until I got on Medicare to get a free pass. I've had a YMCA membership for 17 years now and go 3 times a week. I can still tie my own shoes so it must be doing some good.

Pulling a velcro strap across your foot is not really tying a shoe pal

 

[silverbullet2893]

You could also use your vagina to hold the glass of wine.

I watched a video of a chick tooling herself with a wine bottle once

 

[Wally]

I watched a video of a chick tooling herself with a wine bottle once

We're all quite sure you did.

 

[Brownslave688]

I watched a video of a chick tooling herself with a wine bottle once

Was it a chick or @Big Arrow Down...D

 

[Wally]

I watched a video 100 times, of a chick tooling herself with a wine bottle...

Sicko

 

[silverbullet2893]

Was it a chick or @Big Arrow Down...D

If it was, @Big Arrow Down...D has some nice knockers

 

[silverbullet2893]

Sicko

No no. That was the banana one I watched that much

 

[Brownslave688]

No no. That was the banana one I watched that much

Went in green came out yellow...

 

[MyTripisCut]

Went in green came out yellow...

Geeeeezzzuuuussss.



Could be worse, and come out peeled I guess.

 

[silverbullet2893]

Went in green came out yellow...

Greaaaaaaasus

 

[Indecisi0n]

I watched a video of a chick tooling herself with a wine bottle once

White or red?

 

[Brownslave688]

White or red?

White when she started.






Red when she finished.

 

[Jkloc420]

im on the @RonBurgandy?????????? workout, i dont need a gym membership

 

[silverbullet2893]

White or red?

Sangria

 

[G.V. Rush]

Does that help with your fly swatting skills?

This how you kill calories huh?

 

[rod]

Pulling a velcro strap across your foot is not really tying a shoe pal

I remember my Father-in-law and his first pair of velcro tennis shoes. I don't think the man knew Velcro had been invented--he thought those shoes were the best invention yet. I'm not into Velcro shoes yet---but I'm sure that day will come-----as it will for all you guys who think you will never age. BEWARE--it comes on quick.