Package Cars and Tornadoes

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by scratch, Jul 27, 2018.

  1. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

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  2. gorilla75jdw

    gorilla75jdw Active Member

    This accident was deemed " avoidable " by management. Remember safety first , keep your eyes moving , scan dont state
     
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  3. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    Wouldn’t that be in the act of god scenario
     
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  4. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    Our Safety Supervisor would still find a way to blame the driver.

    The load probably still looked as good as it did when he left the building too.
     
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  5. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    Lol,it might of helped it
     
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  6. gorilla75jdw

    gorilla75jdw Active Member

    What if your an atheist ?
     
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  7. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    Uh???.....S O L????
     
  8. john chesney

    john chesney Well-Known Member

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  9. Benben

    Benben Working on a new degree, Masters in BS Detecting!

    Written up for 2 late air and 3 missed business's!
     
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  10. Benben

    Benben Working on a new degree, Masters in BS Detecting!

    Company quack said to rub dirt on it and get back to work.
     
  11. Benben

    Benben Working on a new degree, Masters in BS Detecting!

    On car said, "just put it in a DR bag and keep going."
     
  12. Benben

    Benben Working on a new degree, Masters in BS Detecting!

    Pending term for failure to avoid the unavoidable........err unexpected!
     
  13. Benben

    Benben Working on a new degree, Masters in BS Detecting!

    Termination upheld for failure to engage 4-ways when stopped!
     
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  14. Withbacon

    Withbacon Member

    Your orientation arrows are facing the wrong way. Terminated.
     
  15. rustys954rr

    rustys954rr Member

    Must have forgotten space on all 4 sides, but always in front
     
  16. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  17. Future

    Future Victory Ride

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  18. Heavy Package

    Heavy Package Well-Known Member

    UPS Press Release: 2Q profit lowered to $1,400,000,000.00 due to depreciated assets. We have contacted and reached an agreement with the Teamsters Package Division President Denis T for additional concessions on the tentative contract to cover this loss.
     
  19. BakerMayfield2018

    BakerMayfield2018 Fight the power.

    Latest update,@Tony Q now says contract is great again, now back to your regularly scheduled posting. Thank you.
     
  20. BakerMayfield2018

    BakerMayfield2018 Fight the power.

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